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Battle Reports / Warwolf (T1) vs Thunderdom (UFP) O-Lock 55T DSP
« on: August 15, 2016, 02:49:00 AM »
Sometimes things just work out.

Several Days ago Warwolf plotted his course for his heph to system 228. He was going to see if THunderdom was home and if he wasnt, he was going to loot and plunder him. But a funny thing happened as he was getting closer to the system

First Officer: Sir! The machine just spit this out

Wolf: Machine is inactive. And why would he be spitting out paper anyway?

Not that Machine! the Console. Its the oracle report you asked for.

Wolf: Next time be clearer!

Wolf looks over the report.. And he smiles.. not just a normal smile.. but the type of smile a wolf gets when he knows hes about to sink his teeth into his prey and enjoy a big meal.

Wolf: Five Point Five Billion Zeese!! Returning!

Yes folks. for someone reason Thunderdom sent his zeese on a an attack.. of an inactive... to a planet.. All his zeese. And as luck would have it. Wolf's heph was landing in system just a couple hours before they were set to return.

Now.. we should ask ourselves.. why would someone send their very slow zeese on an attack.

  • Maybe he was involved in some kind of intergalactic Heroin smuggling operation and the attack is just a cover
  • Perhaps the droids became autonomous and decided to take them all out for a joyride
  • He's just not a good player

We will let you decide which is the right option. Meanwhile we will focus back on the attack.

With the time ticking down.. Wolf stares at the oracle report. He sweats.. he pants.. and then the alarm sounds and he hits the button.

And looks

ONE AND ONE-HALF SECOND LOCK!

Now just the waiting.. Will he warp something in.. will he send in his thans. He lights with activity. Whats he doing he asks STING, the surveillance  officer says. More waiting.. More pacing.. and then BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

In the attack from Ox's Legacy ‎‎[1:228:1] on Shepherd's Delight ‎‎[1:228:6m]:

The attacking side acquired 10,550,374,384,066 hydrogen.

Warwolf595 (ATTACKER) lost 1,268,166,806,844 RSP and gained 55,035,322,380,000 DSP.

Contributed 99,390,489,888,100 RSP to the battle.  Lost 838,012,952,742,000 ore, 297,080,733,642,000 crystal, and 133,073,120,460,000 hydrogen in damages. * Acquired 0 ore, 0 crystal, and 10,550,374,384,066 hydrogen in plunder.

Lost 13307312046 of 1042938717740 Curetes Class Cruisers (1029631405694 remain). 
Lost 18031073970 of 1413155797329 Athena Class Battleships (1395124723359 remain).

Thunderdom (DEFENDER) lost 55,035,322,562,292 RSP and gained 634,083,403,422 DSP.

Contributed 55,035,322,562,292 RSP to the battle.  Lost 27,517,661,306,328,000 ore, 22,014,128,992,364,000 crystal, and 5,503,532,268,600,000 hydrogen in damages.


Lost 5503532238 of 5503532238 Zeus Classes (0 remain). 
Lost 20000 of 20000 Missile Batteries (0 remain). 
Lost 20000 of 20000 Laser Cannons (0 remain). 
Lost 10000 of 10000 Space Mines (0 remain). 
Lost 2634 of 2634 Particle Cannons (0 remain). 
Lost 5000 of 5000 Pulse Cannons (0 remain). 
Lost 1 of 1 Decoys (0 remain). 
Lost 300 of 300 Gauss Cannons (0 remain). *
Lost 1 of 1 Large Decoys (0 remain).


8,506,702,242,822,600 ore and 6,693,362,905,971,600 crystal are now floating at this location


The Flock of zeese are destroyed. And Wolf flies off victorious. And Thunder learns a big lesson

Devoured by a Rabid Wolf

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Even though this is a game.. some battles become personal. Commander Jaycee has shown nothing but immaturity and contempt toward the T1 alliance for as long as I can remember. His lack of respect for leadership of Nemesis got him booted the Nemesis alliance when he refused to follow cease-fire protocol in the days leading up to a Nemesis war. He decided to hit Warwolf for like 750 DSP. (number may not be exact). Since then hes tried to take great joy harassing the smaller players.

Tonight Warwolf was piloting the heph, flying through g5 when suddenly the Transappfluxanglulator blows. The heph lurches left and then right and then left again. All the pilots for the ships inside start screaming... thinking their lives are going to end.. or they will land on some deserted planet with nothing more to eat then sand.. And since their pilot is a Wolf.. well that might not end well.

Wolf, with skill and luck, gets the Heph to finally float in a system and looks around. And sees darkness. Not the darkness of space.. but the darkness of planets. But the first thing he does is call T1 Mechanic services. And He hears....

Thank You for calling T1 mechanic services. If your ship has been blown up and you are floating in space please press 1. If you have run out of hydro and are stranded, please press 2 for Lucius and have your credit card handy. If your Zues is currently being used as a giant baseball by large alien creatures, please press 3. If your Empusa exploded.. just hang up.. what did you expect? If your heph has broken down please press 5.

Wolf looks annoyed but presses 5 and hears

Thank You for calling T1 Mechanic services. All our operators are currently busy. Please stay on the line and our customer service representatives will answer your call in the order it was recieved.

Wolf puts the intergalctic call on speakerphone and presses a button on the console to launch some probes. The intel comes back and Wolf smiles.

Wolf: Looks like its time for some payback!

With the press of a button, a loud claxon horn blares and the pilots, who just got done changing their pants from the near crash earlier, rush to their fighters. The large rear door to the heph starts to open and the athenas fire up... they launch and Wolf sits back and waits and hears

Thank You for calling T1 Mechanic services. All our operators are currently busy. Please stay on the line and our customer service representatives will answer your call in the order it was recieved.

Wolf watches in antipation as his fighters near. Nervous energy flowing through. Hes watching intently as the lead pilot transmits that they are 30 seconds out.. when suddenly his concentration is broken..

Thank You for calling T1 Mechanic services. My name is Marcy. How can I be of service?

Wolf: Now! Now you answer.

WE apologize for the wait. Can i please have your 10 digit customer ID number followed by the pound sign.

Wolf tries to keep one eye on the soon to be battle and another on the console as he punches in his number.

Thank you. One moment please

Far off distant explosions are heard. Ships exploding in the night

Thank you Mr Wolf. How can we help?

Wolf: My Heph broke down.. YESSSSSSSSSSS! I GOT HIM!!!!  Oh sorry. Im broken down toward the end of first quintrant of galaxy 5. Please send a mechanic.

Wolf views the report as it comes in:

In the attack from Ox's Legacy ‎‎‎[5:96:13] on Hephaestus ‎‎‎[5:96:7]:

The attacking side acquired 0 resources.

Warwolf595 (ATTACKER) lost 2,320,010,794,028 RSP and gained 31,152,079,999,110 DSP. (less)
* Contributed 105,290,287,002,726 RSP to the battle.
* Lost 1,374,539,114,639,000 ore, 515,508,172,469,000 crystal, and 429,963,506,920,000 hydrogen in damages.
* Acquired 0 ore, 0 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in plunder.

* Lost 42996350692 of 1124062520949 Curetes Class Cruisers (1081066170257 remain).
* Lost 28634364739 of 1492556861824 Athena Class Battleships (1463922497085 remain).


Commander Jaycee (DEFENDER) lost 37,932,920,855,237 RSP and gained 1,589,065,386,085 DSP. (less)
* Contributed 37,932,920,905,237 RSP to the battle.
* Lost 26,985,515,299,463,000 ore, 10,102,745,615,914,000 crystal, and 846,375,748,667,000 hydrogen in damages.

* Lost 5 of 5 Shadow Probes (0 remain).
* Lost 914142129 of 914142129 Hermes Class Probes (0 remain).
* Lost 2017100023 of 2017100023 Artemis Class Fighters (0 remain).
* Lost 3301442746 of 3301442746 Atlas Class Cargos (0 remain).
* Lost 21744 of 21744 Empusa Class Fighters (0 remain).
* Lost 3431617614 of 3431617614 Apollo Class Fighters (0 remain).
* Lost 30750630732 of 30750630732 Zagreus Class Recyclers (0 remain).
* Lost 2122 of 2122 Charon Class Transports (0 remain).
* Lost 554324367 of 554324367 Hercules Class Cargos (0 remain).
* Lost 24977060183 of 24977060183 Curetes Class Cruisers (0 remain).
* Lost 7867100624 of 7867100624 Poseidon Class Cruisers (0 remain).
* Lost 10000005 of 10000005 Gaia Class Colony Ships (0 remain).
* Lost 204576002 of 204576002 Pallas Class Bombers (0 remain).
* Lost 554225492468 of 554225492468 Athena Class Battleships (0 remain).
* Lost 18274459213 of 18274459213 Hades Class Battleships (0 remain).
* Lost 3553454148 of 3553454148 Ares Class Bombers (0 remain).
* Lost 14578008145 of 14578008145 Prometheus Class Destroyers (0 remain).
* Lost 23970070 of 23970070 Thanatos Class Destroyers (0 remain).
* Lost 0 of 1 Hephaestus Class Attack Platforms (1 remain).

8,508,016,324,230,600 ore and 3,185,476,136,529,900 crystal are now floating at this location.



In the attack from Ox's Legacy ‎‎‎[5:96:13] on Hephaestus ‎‎‎[5:96:7]:

The attacking side acquired 199,871,611,154,279 ore and 49,999,999,485,721 hydrogen.

Warwolf595 (ATTACKER) lost 0 RSP and gained 25,000 DSP. (less)
* Contributed 245,431,605,925 RSP to the battle.
* Lost 0 ore, 0 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in damages.
* Acquired 199,871,611,154,279 ore, 0 crystal, and 49,999,999,485,721 hydrogen in plunder.

* Lost 0 of 69996950 Atlas Class Cargos ( 69996950 remain).
* Lost 0 of 9900000000 Hercules Class Cargos (9900000000 remain).
* Lost 0 of 1010812945 Prometheus Class Destroyers (1010812945 remain).


Commander Jaycee (DEFENDER) lost 50,000 RSP and gained 0 DSP. (less)
* Contributed 50,000 RSP to the battle.
* Lost 20,000,000 ore, 20,000,000 crystal, and 10,000,000 hydrogen in damages.

* Lost 1 of 1 Hephaestus Class Attack Platforms (0 remain).

8,508,016,330,230,600 ore and 3,185,476,142,529,900 crystal are now floating at this location.


Warwolf basks in the glow of victory when hes again interupted.

Ok Mr Warwolf sir. We will have a mechanic and a tow truck there within a few lightyears.

Wolf: Huh? Lightyear is a distance not a time.

Damn we got an intelligent one. When I worked for Valhalia we were always able to get that one past them. Be there in an hour or so.

Wolf looks at his returning ships and wonders what he can do to pass the time. Pokemon Go? Naw.. they never show up in anything higher then G3. Darts? Nope.. cracked the windsheild last time. Masturbate? No.. shorted out the main console last time. Wolf hopes the same mechanic isnt being dispatched.

Ah Wait! There is another dark planet in this system!!

Again the claxon horn sounds and the pilots, who didnt even have time to use the bathroom, rush to their fighters. The large rear door to the heph starts to open and the athenas fire up... they launch and Wolf sits back and waits.

Just then the mechanic shows up

Mechanic: looks like you got a broken Transappfluxanglulator. I dont have any of those on the truck but it shouldnt take more then a few lightyears to fix this one.

Wolf: Huh? Lightyear is a distance not a time.

Mechanic: Damn we got an intelligent one. When I worked for Nemesis we were always able to get that one past them. Be fixed in an hour or so.

Wolf is so distracted he misses as ΦΦM2 goes BOOM!!!!

In the attack from Ox's Legacy ‎‎‎[5:96:13] on Sloppy ‎‎‎[5:96:15]:

The attacking side acquired 793,489,458,476,167 ore, 793,489,458,476,167 crystal, and 793,489,458,476,166 hydrogen.

Warwolf595 (ATTACKER) lost 3,579,786,320,598 RSP and gained 72,060,144,153,455 DSP. (less)
* Contributed 102,970,276,208,698 RSP to the battle.
* Lost 2,360,756,394,054,000 ore, 837,755,401,374,000 crystal, and 381,274,525,170,000 hydrogen in damages.
* Acquired 793,489,458,476,167 ore, 793,489,458,476,167 crystal, and 793,489,458,476,166 hydrogen in plunder.

* Lost 38127452517 of 1081066170257 Curetes Class Cruisers (1042938717740 remain).
* Lost 50766699756 of 1463922497085 Athena Class Battleships (1413155797329 remain).


ΦΦM2 (DEFENDER) lost 88,489,063,058,308 RSP and gained 2,471,767,379,582 DSP. (less)
* Contributed 88,489,063,058,308 RSP to the battle.
* Lost 45,903,706,816,446,500 ore, 34,302,312,102,515,500 crystal, and 8,283,044,139,346,000 hydrogen in damages.

* Lost 499999880 of 499999880 Hermes Class Probes (0 remain).
* Lost 1000000000 of 1000000000 Hercules Class Cargos (0 remain).
* Lost 30000000000 of 30000000000 Curetes Class Cruisers (0 remain).
* Lost 45227933122 of 45227933122 Dionysus Class Recyclers (0 remain).
* Lost 35782239079 of 35782239079 Carmanor Class Cargos (0 remain).
* Lost 117841972431 of 117841972431 Athena Class Battleships (0 remain).
* Lost 1011000 of 1011000 Thanatos Class Destroyers (0 remain).
* Lost 7884718275 of 7884718275 Zeus Classes (0 remain).
* Lost 399967 of 399967 Missile Batteries (0 remain).
* Lost 316033 of 316033 Laser Cannons (0 remain).
* Lost 196644 of 196644 Particle Cannons (0 remain).
* Lost 165468 of 165468 Pulse Cannons (0 remain).
* Lost 1 of 1 Decoys (0 remain).
* Lost 8818426 of 8818426 Gauss Cannons (0 remain).
* Lost 1 of 1 Large Decoys (0 remain).
* Lost 258375375 of 258375375 Plasma Cannons (0 remain).

14,475,409,623,927,300 ore and 10,538,104,436,976,900 crystal are now floating at this location.


Wolf relaxes as the mechanic repairs the heph and the ships return to it. He smiles, satisfied at his big night. The mechanic walks on the bridge.

Mechanic: Ok.. Got ya all fixed up. Probably should replace that Transappfluxanglulator before too long though.

Wolf thanks him and the mechanic starts to head off when he turns around and says

Mechanic: WAIT A MINUTE.. I Remember you! You are the one that shorted out the console by..

Wolf shakes his head and fires up the heph to go toward his next target



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Nova Universe / It's been fun
« on: July 24, 2016, 03:41:16 AM »
At some point tomorrow I will hand over the keys to my account to another member of the T1 alliance and will leave Nova. Ive had a lot of fun here and feel like Ive accomplished what I set out to do when I originally joined Nova. I'm proud of the fact that I was able to achieve #1 in DSP twice over my time here. And Ive enjoyed the friendships Ive made in my own alliance as well as others in the Uni.

Ive enjoyed getting to know a good deal of Exiled and been friendly adversaries. And even with the words from Nemesis occassionally getting ugly and personal, Ive enjoyed playing with them as well. They added fun to the game and were the only ones ever willing to drop the p markers and actually war with us. The game would have been a lot more dull with out them

Im most proud of leading T1 over the last 16 months. In leaving, Im most sad that I am walking away from  these great people. T1 is losing a lot of good members. Me. Connor, Ghost, Andy.. And possibly Rav, Luc and others. But Ive turned over the leadership to Yoda and I know he will keep the proud T1 tradition alive. I hope that The Knife and Drop Table, the founders of T1, have been proud of how T1 continued on.

With the loss of all these players, as well as others like Krystyn, Nova is quickly collapsing. The Res buying, which was supposed to "keep the game interesting" has helped accelerate that collapse. I'm hoping that my friends that are continuing on in Nova for now, can continue to find enjoyment in the game. And I hope all those that are still here, finally realize that the game can be fun without spending hundreds of dollars for more ships.

Im still in Nova2.. which seems almost dead before it even starts.. so I doubt it will be too long before Im completely SFC free. Its been a big part of my life for over 6 years. And there is a sadness that its coming to a close. But it brings many happy memories.

Thank you all who helped make this game fun.
-Ox

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Nova Universe / This uni is broken and its gotten truly ridiculous
« on: July 09, 2016, 06:31:36 PM »
Nova is broken.. and its truly disgusting.. Im assuming other unis have the same problem but I dont know..

When someone can get creamed, throw a shit load of money at someone who is bigger then the entire rest of the players combined, and then be 15 times bigger then the person that creamed them, all in the period of 3 days, its no longer a game of skill.

I dont mean to disrespect Queen.. she seems nice enough.. but the only skill she seems to have in the game is opening her wallet.. Her techs are 13s, I doubt shes ever hit an NPC. The only thing she does is pay Bob, build and remember her P marker. But according to the leaderboard shes #7

Bob says hes helping the uni by keeping it alive.. but in reality hes manipulating it for his pleasure and monetary gain. And we are all playing in his sandbox.

I didn't have a problem with the whole buying RES thing... I buy hydro on a regular basis and bought a small pack here in there in the past...  but there should be a limit on what can be transferred in a day or week. Someone with enough money now has the ability to have virtually unlimited RES. That would make this whole thing at least a bit more fair.

And what I really find sad is.... when I was in Bob's alliance back in the day.. He HATED players. Constantly complained about WGW and others who tried to buy their way to the top or P-moded 24-7. And now hes gone and created a shit load of them.

The only reason I still have a glimmer of hope is the fact that the top of the DSP leaderboard is still filled with non players, or players that got creamed by non players.

BUt at this point Im really considering whether its time to walk away from the game. My time at the top wont last long. Someone will cream Machine or Queen again. ANd they will throw more money at Bob and he will laugh all the way to the bank.

When I started SFC back in 2010 it was a game of skill. I reached the top 100 in DSP in Original (before NPCs) when there was still 10K plus players and I never spent a dime on the game. That game and this game are two totally different things now.

It's a damn shame

-Ox

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It was a dark and stormy night..
The kind of night that makes most hunker down.
The kind of night that scares mere mortals to crawl under the covers and curl up.
Thunder rolls across the landscape.
Lightning bolts across the sky, lighting up the ominous looking clouds
The darkness of midnight approaches.
The only sounds are those of the storm that seems to be going on forever.
One man stands up. He peers into the vast emptiness of the sky.
Looking toward a far off planet. A slight break in the storm clouds shows something interesting
A Dark planet.. and Planet with no aura of Protection.

The Man... known simply as Ox sneers.

It's Time

A quick blip on a handheld device and he rings up another member of T1. Connor answers. Ox looks toward the device. And says simply

It's Time..... Its time to Slay the Queen!
Silent acknowledgement from the other side is quickly taken over by the roar of warp engines. Connor's fleet takes to the air.

Ox stands as he watches Trillions of his own athena get ready for takeoff. He looks around... the feeling of power flowing through his body.

This is too big.. too historic.. to just sit and watch.

He walks to the lead Athena and tells the pilot he has the night off. Ox climbs in to the cockpit. He looks over the side and sees the T1 emblem emblazoned in gold. A sense of pride swells inside. He grabs the controls of this marvelous machine

Time to do this.

The Athena lurches from the giant hanger and into the darkness of space. Its followed by 225 trillion ships. Soon they meet up with Connor's to form the giant flying force... headed toward a date with destiny.

The trip is long. Many thoughts flow through his brain. Nervousness as the target gets closer.. finally there it is.. the defenses trigger.

THE BATTLE BEGINS!!

And the battle becomes historic. The sound of thans becoming scrap metal is deafening. Fire everywhere. Ox watches as his own ships crumble as well for the cause...

In the attack from Juliet Delta ‎‎[1:255:9m] on Hello Again ‎‎[2:57:2m]:

The attacking side acquired 0 resources.

Connor Stanton (ATTACKER) lost 216,584,354,817,610 RSP and gained 1,221,088,761,466,941 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 1,363,757,966,531,612 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 158,308,366,182,750,000 ore, 53,421,031,335,310,000 crystal, and 4,854,957,299,550,000 hydrogen in damages.
  * Acquired 0 ore, 0 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in plunder.

  * Lost  485268142395 of  3055568228703 Curetes Class Cruisers   ( 2570300086308 remain).
  * Lost 3496295069928 of 22014980094122 Athena Class Battleships (18518685024194 remain).
  * Lost     151725040 of      955360970 Hades Class Battleships  (     803635930 remain).
       

I Am The 0x (ATTACKER) lost 1,637,145,907,531,052 RSP and gained 9,230,124,115,521,680 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 10,308,550,608,144,320 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 1,133,364,882,124,526,000 ore, 392,610,968,319,746,000 crystal, and 111,170,057,086,780,000 hydrogen in damages.
  * Acquired 0 ore, 0 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in plunder.

  * Lost 11117005708678 of  70000000000000 Curetes Class Cruisers   ( 58882994291322 remain).
  * Lost 24691797126826 of 155475843469072 Athena Class Battleships (130784046342246 remain).
       

Queen of Angels (DEFENDER) lost 11,970,107,647,357,646 RSP and gained 1,194,264,241,479,862 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 11,970,107,647,407,646 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 7,848,998,569,465,489,500 ore, 3,671,417,428,947,467,500 crystal, and 450,191,648,942,215,500 hydrogen in damages.

  * Lost             1 of             1 Shadow Probes                     (0 remain).
  * Lost  101999999984 of  101999999984 Hermes Class Probes               (0 remain).
  * Lost       1010015 of       1010015 Artemis Class Fighters            (0 remain).
  * Lost 6000000110007 of 6000000110007 Atlas Class Cargos                (0 remain).
  * Lost             1 of             1 Empusa Class Fighters             (0 remain).
  * Lost  999999995053 of  999999995053 Apollo Class Fighters             (0 remain).
  * Lost 1000000000000 of 1000000000000 Zagreus Class Recyclers           (0 remain).
  * Lost             3 of             3 Charon Class Transports           (0 remain).
  * Lost   10000008005 of   10000008005 Hercules Class Cargos             (0 remain).
  * Lost     456719270 of     456719270 Curetes Class Cruisers            (0 remain).
  * Lost 8338504224145 of 8338504224145 Dionysus Class Recyclers          (0 remain).
  * Lost 7147311242160 of 7147311242160 Carmanor Class Cargos             (0 remain).
  * Lost            12 of            12 Gaia Class Colony Ships           (0 remain).
  * Lost 1000000010000 of 1000000010000 Athena Class Battleships          (0 remain).
  * Lost     100000000 of     100000000 Hades Class Battleships           (0 remain).
  * Lost       9999993 of       9999993 Prometheus Class Destroyers       (0 remain).
  * Lost 4325084232962 of 4325084232962 Thanatos Class Destroyers         (0 remain).
  * Lost             5 of             5 Zeus Classes                      (0 remain).
  * Lost             0 of             1 Hephaestus Class Attack Platforms (1 remain).
       
2,742,201,545,331,829,760 ore and 1,235,234,828,580,756,992 crystal are now floating at this location.


The Battle ends.. and the T1 insignia still shines bright... as the NEW #1 alliance in DSP... The New #1 in individual DSP... and the biggest battle in SFC NOVA HISTORY!!!

Ox looks satisfied. A smile covers his face as he flies home. Thoughts go through his mind like "Does Nemesis still exist? ANd he tries to remember what date he has in the "when will Machine get wiped again" pool.

He lands the athena and and jumps out. He and Connor embrace in a victory hug. And they head to celebrate. For tonight history has been made. Tonight T1 proves it is the most aggressive. most dominant and the very best alliance in the Nova Universe.

As the party goes into a second day, an alert comes across Ox's phone. A far distant spy checks in with a simple message... its simple.. but it makes Ox smile real wide. All it says is:

SHE'S REBUILDING!

Another fight for another night could be forthcoming. But for now...

T1 Has SCORNED the Queen and Has become the KING of DSP!!

6

So we decided that really T1 are not on our agenda now they are slowing down and i think they are giving up the Ghost so to speak ,, No worries though you had a good run while it lasted ,,,,,
Now Exiled are impressive in my books they only have 10 members in there Alliance and an impressive Ranking and there ( were ) some good players there the ranking says it all , but that was then !!!!!

But Nemesis is the new blood in the game and has now set its sights on Exiled due to them being more of a challenge and we will leave the other Alliances to our less experienced players that are coming up in the ranks give them something to play with.
I am also glad to see Exar Kun‎  moving into the neighbourhood  nice to have you with us , and hope to Tango soon looking forward to the challenge only hope more Exiled player come out and play aswell.

With respect to every player in this game sorry if i offended anyone but the truth as Mulder says is out there :-)

Regards Plastic Aki



1 Month and 18 days ago.. seems soooooo far away now doesnt it? Nemesis was bragging about being #1 after hitting a guy that takes more poundings then a 40 hour a week prostitute. And Aki decided that T1 was done. Claimed T1 was giving up the ghost.


Since then...

Savach Heph goes Pop
Jondular goes boom
Commander Kopciuszek‎ loses her rupees

And those #1 rankings Nemesis was bragging about.. First number 1 went bye bye in both the alliance and individual... and now.. the big one...

T1 passes Nemmy in the DSP rankings... because the great Plastic Aki, the one bragging about the the wonderful training in Nemesis, gets devoured by the one and only Lucius II!!

Poor Aki. He had no idea Lucius was stalking him. Aki thought he was safe hiding up in the wasteland that is g8. He let his heph land. He ignored it. And there was Lucius. Ready. And he launched. And it was glorius.

To: Lucius II
Date: 2016-05-17 05:43:49 UTC
In the attack from Abandoned Cruiser ‎‎‎[8:447:14] on To late i am here ‎‎‎[8:447:15]:

The attacking side acquired 0 resources.

Lucius II (ATTACKER) lost 30,312,085,776,300 RSP and gained 1,738,175,176,122,090 DSP. (less)

* Contributed 24,000,000,000,000,000 RSP to the battle.

* Lost 22,734,064,332,225,000 ore, 7,578,021,444,075,000 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in damages.

* Acquired 0 ore, 0 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in plunder.


* Lost 505201429605 of 400000000000000 Athena Class Battleships (399494798570395 remain).



Plastic aki (DEFENDER) lost 3,476,350,352,244,181 RSP and gained 30,312,085,776,300 DSP. (less)

* Contributed 3,476,350,352,294,181 RSP to the battle.

* Lost 2,316,699,105,390,389,000 ore, 1,024,673,451,226,359,000 crystal, and 137,283,550,454,412,000 hydrogen in damages.


* Lost 1149999540 of 1149999540 Hermes Class Probes (0 remain).
* Lost 5985558910527 of 5985558910527 Artemis Class Fighters (0 remain).
* Lost 45000000015 of 45000000015 Atlas Class Cargos (0 remain).
* Lost 4611509653958 of 4611509653958 Apollo Class Fighters (0 remain).
* Lost 25345000137 of 25345000137 Hercules Class Cargos (0 remain).
* Lost 1322781846444 of 1322781846444 Curetes Class Cruisers (0 remain).
* Lost 550000000 of 550000000 Dionysus Class Recyclers (0 remain).
* Lost 254811081651 of 254811081651 Poseidon Class Cruisers (0 remain).
* Lost 86000000000 of 86000000000 Carmanor Class Cargos (0 remain).
* Lost 43171226425456 of 43171226425456 Athena Class Battleships (0 remain).
* Lost 5844973749594 of 5844973749594 Hades Class Battleships (0 remain).
* Lost 55708 of 55708 Ares Class Bombers (0 remain).
* Lost 2391360183076 of 2391360183076 Prometheus Class Destroyers (0 remain).
* Lost 1 of 1 Zeus Classes (0 remain).
* Lost 0 of 1 Hephaestus Class Attack Platforms (1 remain).

701,829,950,916,784,128 ore and 309,675,441,801,130,176 crystal are now floating at this location.



In the attack from Abandoned Cruiser ‎‎[8:447:14] on To late i am here ‎‎[8:447:15]:

The attacking side acquired 666,667 ore, 666,666 crystal, and 666,667 hydrogen.

Lucius II (ATTACKER) lost 0 RSP and gained 25,000 DSP. (less)

  * Contributed 125,000 RSP to the battle.

  * Lost 0 ore, 0 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in damages.

  * Acquired 666,667 ore, 666,666 crystal, and 666,667 hydrogen in plunder.


  * Lost 0 of 1000 Prometheus Class Destroyers (1000 remain).
       


Plastic aki (DEFENDER) lost 50,000 RSP and gained 0 DSP. (less)

  * Contributed 50,000 RSP to the battle.

  * Lost 20,000,000 ore, 20,000,000 crystal, and 10,000,000 hydrogen in damages.


  * Lost 1 of 1 Hephaestus Class Attack Platforms (0 remain).


Lucius got all the DF as well. Reports from G8 say that the smell of burning Plastic still fills the air.

Since that fateful day in April when the Nemesis bragging occurred.. they have done nothing besides being victims. You gotta wonder... are they giving up the ghost?

Lucius Broke Some Cheap Plastic and Nemmy goes Boo-Hoo because T1's DSP is now #2.

7
I want you to travel with me to the not so distant past.... back just over a month ago when Nemesis took out Machine and were declaring themselves the kings of the uni.

Yes the machine has finally been beaten, Nemesis has Overcome and now sits on top of the DSP leaderboard!!! Who next for Nemesis is the question? has T1 finally given up the ghost, have Exiled finally met their match, I'm sure we will find out in due course then again there might be another alliance that's fancies their chances against Nemesis.

good breading good training   ;)

So we decided that really T1 are not on our agenda now they are slowing down and i think they are giving up the Ghost so to speak ,, No worries though you had a good run while it lasted ,,,,,


Since then...
I Am The 0x and Connor Stanton (T1) vs Commander K (Nemesis) 104T DSP
I AM The Ox vs Savach (Nemesis) 72T DSP


So while King Kirk bragged.. he lost his throne in less then 2 weeks.. and that great "breeding" and "training" has been boosting the ghosts of T1 up the rankings.

And whats funny is.. those 2 have pumped so much money into their accounts that they have grown so big they cant even touch me. Im too small.. I dont have the available cash to throw into the game right now. So  they just twiddle their thumbs, wishing they had half the skill of Exiled, and watching helplessly as I continue to scorch Nemesis fleets and hephs.

Which brings me to yesterday

Monday Morning.. I get up early.. I look at my targets. And what do I see. Another Nemesis heph sitting totally dark. No activity anywhere. But I dont launch. I think this has to be just his pattern and he will light soon.

But he sits..

and sits...

And sits...

Finally WarWolf yells.. LAUNCH ALREADY! So I probe.. I calc..I launch..

And I hit... 4 hours after I first saw it dark. And I get my personal biggest hit ever. I did make a mistake and forgot to warp proms to actually pop the heph... but I was very happy with the results especially with the very low amount of DSP given.. not like some people who give their opponents tons of DSP with sloppy attacks and bad fleet composition.

In the attack from Frosty the Snowman ‎‎[5:124:1m] on Hephaestus ‎‎[5:91:3]:

The attacking side acquired 0 resources.

I Am The 0x (ATTACKER) lost 14,719,709,925,610 RSP and gained 114,827,036,592,923 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 411,999,999,999,986 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 8,336,458,561,270,000 ore, 3,202,870,325,590,000 crystal, and 3,180,381,038,750,000 hydrogen in damages.
  * Acquired 0 ore, 0 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in plunder.

  * Lost 318038103875 of 7999999999999 Curetes Class Cruisers   (7681961896124 remain).
  * Lost 171119607856 of 5000000000000 Athena Class Battleships (4828880392144 remain).
       

Jondalar (DEFENDER) lost 229,654,073,185,847 RSP and gained 14,719,709,925,610 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 229,654,073,235,847 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 166,604,367,669,451,000 ore, 59,505,702,626,136,000 crystal, and 3,611,502,890,260,000 hydrogen in damages.

  * Lost    4999999855 of    4999999855 Hermes Class Probes               (0 remain).
  * Lost  136011009835 of  136011009835 Artemis Class Fighters            (0 remain).
  * Lost    1000000000 of    1000000000 Empusa Class Fighters             (0 remain).
  * Lost  135000000000 of  135000000000 Apollo Class Fighters             (0 remain).
  * Lost  236200975003 of  236200975003 Curetes Class Cruisers            (0 remain).
  * Lost   40000000000 of   40000000000 Dionysus Class Recyclers          (0 remain).
  * Lost   15000000000 of   15000000000 Poseidon Class Cruisers           (0 remain).
  * Lost  100000000000 of  100000000000 Carmanor Class Cargos             (0 remain).
  * Lost 3540624281356 of 3540624281356 Athena Class Battleships          (0 remain).
  * Lost   58222000000 of   58222000000 Hades Class Battleships           (0 remain).
  * Lost      10000000 of      10000000 Ares Class Bombers                (0 remain).
  * Lost   14875711482 of   14875711482 Prometheus Class Destroyers       (0 remain).
  * Lost     215000000 of     215000000 Thanatos Class Destroyers         (0 remain).
  * Lost      13877468 of      13877468 Zeus Classes                      (0 remain).
  * Lost             0 of             1 Hephaestus Class Attack Platforms (1 remain).
       
52,482,247,869,216,304 ore and 18,812,571,885,517,800 crystal are now floating at this location.


So since Aki thinks Im a ghost.. and the one hit wonders of Kirk and Aki cant do anything about me.. I guess its time to call ghostbusters. Might be Nemmy's only hope.  Im working to get in your range boys. Better keep growing and running scared. It will take me a while since Im having to work for it at this point.. but Im coming.... Im coming for you.. Im coming for your #2 spot in DSP.. and Im licking my chops at all the little Nemmy's (you know.. the ones with the great breeding and training) being fed RES and getting into my range.


For the 3rd Time in a Month... Nemesis gets GORED BY THE OX!

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Battle Reports / I Am The Ox (T1) vs Jeniefe (CE) 39T DSP
« on: May 04, 2016, 01:59:59 AM »
I have run out of funny or creative stories... so you need to imagine one for this hit.. which was just a missed p marker hit... so start imagining










Are you imagining a good story?









You there! C'mon put some effort into your imagination!












I..... SAID...... IMAGINE A STORY DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









BOOM

In the attack from Topless Bar and Grill ‎‎[2:263:15m] on Killian ‎‎[2:301:7]:

The attacking side acquired 604,611,210 ore, 1,155,106,211 crystal, and 360,021,725,361,515 hydrogen.

I Am The 0x (ATTACKER) lost 19,909,092,724,800 RSP and gained 39,563,380,293,161 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 480,000,000,000,000 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 14,931,819,543,600,000 ore, 4,977,273,181,200,000 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in damages.
  * Acquired 604,611,210 ore, 1,155,106,211 crystal, and 360,021,725,361,515 hydrogen in plunder.

  * Lost 331818212080 of 8000000000000 Athena Class Battleships (7668181787920 remain).
       

Jeniefe (DEFENDER) lost 79,128,015,589,847 RSP and gained 19,909,092,724,800 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 79,128,015,589,847 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 51,586,230,580,885,500 ore, 24,228,366,685,822,000 crystal, and 3,313,418,324,229,000 hydrogen in damages.

  * Lost            7 of            7 Genesis Solar Satellites      (0 remain).
  * Lost 225440129266 of 225440129266 Hermes Class Probes           (0 remain).
  * Lost         1044 of         1044 Helios Class Solar Satellites (0 remain).
  * Lost    150000000 of    150000000 Atlas Class Cargos            (0 remain).
  * Lost            2 of            2 Charon Class Transports       (0 remain).
  * Lost 259000000000 of 259000000000 Dionysus Class Recyclers      (0 remain).
  * Lost   5000000000 of   5000000000 Carmanor Class Cargos         (0 remain).
  * Lost     50000000 of     50000000 Hades Class Battleships       (0 remain).
  * Lost  27945083183 of  27945083183 Thanatos Class Destroyers     (0 remain).
  * Lost            2 of            2 Zeus Classes                  (0 remain).
  * Lost     20000000 of     20000000 Missile Batteries             (0 remain).
  * Lost     10000000 of     10000000 Laser Cannons                 (0 remain).
  * Lost         1135 of         1135 Space Mines                   (0 remain).
  * Lost     35000000 of     35000000 Particle Cannons              (0 remain).
  * Lost     10000000 of     10000000 Pulse Cannons                 (0 remain).
  * Lost            1 of            1 Decoys                        (0 remain).
  * Lost      5000000 of      5000000 Gauss Cannons                 (0 remain).
  * Lost            1 of            1 Large Decoys                  (0 remain).
  * Lost      5000000 of      5000000 Plasma Cannons                (0 remain).
       


19,955,254,537,157,400 ore and 8,761,523,960,094,600 crystal are now floating at this location.









In the attack from Adult Novelty Shop ‎‎[2:128:1m] on Colin ‎‎[2:140:15]:

The attacking side acquired 7,680,774 ore, 6,445,217 crystal, and 58,686,897,185,073 hydrogen.

I Am The 0x (ATTACKER) lost 29,045,605 RSP and gained 108,046,518,418 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 8,500,000,000,000 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 10,251,390,000 ore, 13,668,520,000 crystal, and 5,125,695,000 hydrogen in damages.
  * Acquired 7,680,774 ore, 6,445,217 crystal, and 58,686,897,185,073 hydrogen in plunder.

  * Lost 341713 of 100000000000 Hades Class Battleships (99999658287 remain).
       

Jeniefe (DEFENDER) lost 217,298,038,450 RSP and gained 29,045,605 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 217,298,038,450 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 109,725,117,195,500 ore, 106,382,717,161,000 crystal, and 1,190,204,851,000 hydrogen in damages.

  * Lost       2975 of       2975 Hermes Class Probes           (0 remain).
  * Lost       1104 of       1104 Helios Class Solar Satellites (0 remain).
  * Lost     300000 of     300000 Atlas Class Cargos            (0 remain).
  * Lost  579101003 of  579101003 Dionysus Class Recyclers      (0 remain).
  * Lost 5713000100 of 5713000100 Carmanor Class Cargos         (0 remain).
  * Lost          1 of          1 Zeus Classes                  (0 remain).
  * Lost  510000000 of  510000000 Missile Batteries             (0 remain).
  * Lost    1000000 of    1000000 Laser Cannons                 (0 remain).
  * Lost        411 of        411 Space Mines                   (0 remain).
  * Lost    1000000 of    1000000 Particle Cannons              (0 remain).
  * Lost    1000000 of    1000000 Pulse Cannons                 (0 remain).
  * Lost          1 of          1 Decoys                        (0 remain).
  * Lost    1000000 of    1000000 Gauss Cannons                 (0 remain).
  * Lost          1 of          1 Large Decoys                  (0 remain).
  * Lost    1000002 of    1000002 Plasma Cannons                (0 remain).
       


32,590,760,466,000 ore and 31,896,865,662,300 crystal are now floating at this location.



Left the DF sit



Eh... Imagine my normal Marquee Here too

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On the good ship
lollipop
its a sweet trip
to the DSP shop
where Athenas play,
on the sunny heph
of missed P-Mode bay
Ore and Crystal,
everywhere
Debris Fields,
fill the air,
and there you be,
happy landings no where to flee.
See the heph Blow
And the explosions Glow
in a big bad ox blowing up your ships,
if you sleep too much,
oh, oh,
you'll awake,
with alot of ships to re-make.

Ive always considered that Shirley Temple song annoying. But thats what Savach named his heph. So eh.. I did what I could for a parody.

SO we have a non-fiction story this time. Last night I was planning on calling it an early night. You see.. for some inexplicable reason, my computer has decided to either delete or hide my bluetooth adapter. And I require bluetooth for my headphpnes for some of the work I do. So.. after a days worth of frustration I figured it was time to upgrade to win 10 and see if that fixes the issue. So I was going to do that.

But that  changed when I noticed no p on Savach. After seeing he was dark all over I moved ships around to attack. I was short on hydro where I needed it but I managed to launch to kill the heph in 2 waves and take out 2 other planets.

I landed those attacks and literally had 15 more attacks rolling when he came on hours later and hit p mode. I at least got some  more sleep that way but wish I had the hydro in place when I needed it. Lesson learned.

In the attack from Frosty the Snowman ‎‎[5:124:1m] on Good ship lollipop ‎‎[4:59:8]:

The attacking side acquired 0 resources.

I Am The 0x (ATTACKER) lost 6,535,603,550,784 RSP and gained 70,601,298,703,285 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 232,000,000,000,000 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 2,817,139,943,472,000 ore, 1,266,036,878,352,000 crystal, and 2,452,426,728,960,000 hydrogen in damages.
  * Acquired 0 ore, 0 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in plunder.

  * Lost 245242672896 of 8000000000000 Curetes Class Cruisers   (7754757327104 remain).
  * Lost  51703435504 of 2000000000000 Athena Class Battleships (1948296564496 remain).
       

Savach (DEFENDER) lost 141,202,597,406,571 RSP and gained 6,535,603,550,784 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 143,863,572,089,930 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 95,631,362,455,756,500 ore, 38,119,763,514,424,000 crystal, and 7,576,471,436,441,000 hydrogen in damages.

  * Lost    1330269937 of    1330269937 Hermes Class Probes               (         0 remain).
  * Lost  500000000143 of  500000000143 Artemis Class Fighters            (         0 remain).
  * Lost      10000308 of      10000308 Atlas Class Cargos                (         0 remain).
  * Lost            31 of            31 Empusa Class Fighters             (         0 remain).
  * Lost  250000000101 of  250000000101 Apollo Class Fighters             (         0 remain).
  * Lost   10000005099 of   10000005099 Zagreus Class Recyclers           (         0 remain).
  * Lost      10000011 of      10000011 Hercules Class Cargos             (         0 remain).
  * Lost  605857489667 of  605857489678 Curetes Class Cruisers            (        11 remain).
  * Lost    1000000006 of    1000000006 Dionysus Class Recyclers          (         0 remain).
  * Lost    3000006475 of    3000006475 Poseidon Class Cruisers           (         0 remain).
  * Lost  200000000000 of  200000000000 Carmanor Class Cargos             (         0 remain).
  * Lost            50 of            50 Gaia Class Colony Ships           (         0 remain).
  * Lost       1000011 of       1000011 Pallas Class Bombers              (         0 remain).
  * Lost 1849999676542 of 1849999694281 Athena Class Battleships          (     17739 remain).
  * Lost   49999977035 of   50000000036 Hades Class Battleships           (     23001 remain).
  * Lost    4999989806 of    5000000023 Ares Class Bombers                (     10217 remain).
  * Lost   44992634552 of   45000000026 Prometheus Class Destroyers       (   7365474 remain).
  * Lost             0 of    1000000000 Thanatos Class Destroyers         (1000000000 remain).
  * Lost             0 of       1005001 Zeus Classes                      (   1005001 remain).
  * Lost             0 of             1 Hephaestus Class Attack Platforms (         1 remain).
       
29,534,550,719,768,552 ore and 11,815,740,117,844,800 crystal are now floating at this location.


THe 2nd wave was too sloppy for my tastes but was ok

In the attack from Massage Parlor ‎‎[3:171:7m] on Good ship lollipop ‎‎[4:59:8]:

The attacking side acquired 67,417,651,956,500 ore and 67,417,651,956,500 hydrogen.

I Am The 0x (ATTACKER) lost 606,587,928,025 RSP and gained 1,330,487,341,679 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 6,000,000,125,000 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 454,940,942,610,000 ore, 151,646,983,900,000 crystal, and 1,515,000 hydrogen in damages.
  * Acquired 67,417,651,956,500 ore, 0 crystal, and 67,417,651,956,500 hydrogen in plunder.

  * Lost 10109798590 of 100000000000 Athena Class Battleships    (89890201410 remain).
  * Lost         101 of         1000 Prometheus Class Destroyers (        899 remain).
       

Savach (DEFENDER) lost 2,660,974,683,359 RSP and gained 606,587,928,025 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 2,660,974,683,359 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 1,755,468,952,597,000 ore, 804,389,739,272,000 crystal, and 101,115,991,490,000 hydrogen in damages.

  * Lost         11 of         11 Curetes Class Cruisers            (0 remain).
  * Lost      17739 of      17739 Athena Class Battleships          (0 remain).
  * Lost      23001 of      23001 Hades Class Battleships           (0 remain).
  * Lost      10217 of      10217 Ares Class Bombers                (0 remain).
  * Lost    7365474 of    7365474 Prometheus Class Destroyers       (0 remain).
  * Lost 1000000000 of 1000000000 Thanatos Class Destroyers         (0 remain).
  * Lost    1005001 of    1005001 Zeus Classes                      (0 remain).
  * Lost          1 of          1 Hephaestus Class Attack Platforms (0 remain).
       
30,197,673,688,330,648 ore and 12,102,551,134,802,400 crystal are now floating at this location.


And then the other 2

In the attack from Frosty the Snowman ‎‎[5:124:1m] on (t)Bunnicula ‎‎[4:419:6]:

The attacking side acquired 7,455,910,962,000 ore, 7,455,910,962,000 crystal, and 7,455,910,962,000 hydrogen.

I Am The 0x (ATTACKER) lost 5,290,684,560 RSP and gained 180,003,832,851 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 900,000,000,000 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 3,968,013,420,000 ore, 1,322,671,140,000 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in damages.
  * Acquired 7,455,910,962,000 ore, 7,455,910,962,000 crystal, and 7,455,910,962,000 hydrogen in plunder.

  * Lost 88178076 of 15000000000 Athena Class Battleships (14911821924 remain).
       

Savach (DEFENDER) lost 390,132,680,870 RSP and gained 5,290,684,560 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 390,132,680,870 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 200,753,837,610,000 ore, 187,628,819,757,000 crystal, and 1,750,026,003,000 hydrogen in damages.

  * Lost           1 of           1 Genesis Solar Satellites (0 remain).
  * Lost        5675 of        5675 Hermes Class Probes      (0 remain).
  * Lost           1 of           1 Charon Class Transports  (0 remain).
  * Lost        5001 of        5001 Dionysus Class Recyclers (0 remain).
  * Lost 10000210000 of 10000210000 Carmanor Class Cargos    (0 remain).
  * Lost           1 of           1 Zeus Classes             (0 remain).
  * Lost  5000000000 of  5000000000 Missile Batteries        (0 remain).
  * Lost  2500000000 of  2500000000 Laser Cannons            (0 remain).
  * Lost        5000 of        5000 Space Mines              (0 remain).
  * Lost   250000000 of   250000000 Particle Cannons         (0 remain).
  * Lost   250000006 of   250000006 Pulse Cannons            (0 remain).
  * Lost           1 of           1 Decoys                   (0 remain).
  * Lost   125000000 of   125000000 Gauss Cannons            (0 remain).
  * Lost           1 of           1 Large Decoys             (0 remain).
  * Lost    50000000 of    50000000 Plasma Cannons           (0 remain).
       
55,191,554,530,200 ore and 54,397,947,253,500 crystal are now floating at this location.




In the attack from Frosty the Snowman ‎‎[5:124:1m] on (t)KlukAve ‎‎[6:420:1]:

The attacking side acquired 9,961,944,275,500 ore, 9,961,944,275,500 crystal, and 9,961,944,275,500 hydrogen.

I Am The 0x (ATTACKER) lost 4,566,686,940 RSP and gained 180,000,054,591 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 1,200,000,000,000 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 3,425,015,205,000 ore, 1,141,671,735,000 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in damages.
  * Acquired 9,961,944,275,500 ore, 9,961,944,275,500 crystal, and 9,961,944,275,500 hydrogen in plunder.

  * Lost 76111449 of 20000000000 Athena Class Battleships (19923888551 remain).
       

Savach (DEFENDER) lost 392,125,142,302 RSP and gained 4,566,686,940 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 392,125,142,302 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 202,250,060,580,000 ore, 188,125,043,218,000 crystal, and 1,750,044,005,000 hydrogen in damages.

  * Lost        9142 of        9142 Hermes Class Probes           (0 remain).
  * Lost           2 of           2 Helios Class Solar Satellites (0 remain).
  * Lost        5002 of        5002 Dionysus Class Recyclers      (0 remain).
  * Lost 10000000000 of 10000000000 Carmanor Class Cargos         (0 remain).
  * Lost           1 of           1 Zeus Classes                  (0 remain).
  * Lost  5000000000 of  5000000000 Missile Batteries             (0 remain).
  * Lost  3500000000 of  3500000000 Laser Cannons                 (0 remain).
  * Lost       11000 of       11000 Space Mines                   (0 remain).
  * Lost   250000000 of   250000000 Particle Cannons              (0 remain).
  * Lost   250000000 of   250000000 Pulse Cannons                 (0 remain).
  * Lost           1 of           1 Decoys                        (0 remain).
  * Lost   125000000 of   125000000 Gauss Cannons                 (0 remain).
  * Lost           1 of           1 Large Decoys                  (0 remain).
  * Lost    50000000 of    50000000 Plasma Cannons                (0 remain).
       
55,027,521,067,500 ore and 54,342,514,473,900 crystal are now floating at this location.


I left the DF for him. Way too much hydro for dios cross galaxy.




Savach got Savagely gored by I Am The Ox who sadly is still bluetoothless

10
There is an old saying about leaving a sleeping Ox lie. Don't prod him when hes tired.. dealing with some burnout. Its best to let him sit there and run his alliance. Because if you wake him.. if you prod him.. if you underestimate him and his alliance.... the results are probably not going to be good for you and your associates.

Kirk says he wanted to wake up the uni to make it fun again. And Aki talked about the wonderful training... well being prodding the Ox.. before waking him.... you might want to make sure you trained your Russian how to fleetsave.

So what happened exactly? Well I had just come back from making salad out of Ruby Chicken (Ill include that BR later) when I decided to probe ol Commander K. Well she was home... err well the ships were there. But my hydro wasnt. 2.4Q to launch. So I set an alarm for 3 hours on my phone.. send hydro to planet and take a nap.

Fast forward.. I wake Connor up (should have done this earlier.. hydro was an issue there too) and we launch and hour+ attack. Meaning Ms K had been sitting for like 5 hours when we finally got there. What resulted is the 5th (or maybe 6th) biggest hit in Nova history.

To: I Am The 0x
Date: 2016-04-03 10:34:08 UTC
In the attack from Massage Parlor ‎‎[3:171:7m] on Bonnie♀ ‎‎[3:244:11m]:
The attacking side acquired 8,293,564,244,346,609 ore, 373,933 crystal, and 576,121,348,358,208 hydrogen.
I Am The 0x (ATTACKER) lost 12,170,592,187,206 RSP and gained 96,303,947,691,449 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 363,000,000,000,000 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 7,845,505,707,453,000 ore, 2,816,335,382,163,000 crystal, and 1,508,751,097,590,000 hydrogen in damages.
  * Acquired 7,794,377,874,915,190 ore, 351,427 crystal, and 541,444,831,029,135 hydrogen in plunder.
  * Lost 150875109759 of 4500000000000 Curetes Class Cruisers   (4349124890241 remain).
  * Lost 167639010843 of 5000000000000 Athena Class Battleships (4832360989157 remain).
       
Connor Stanton (ATTACKER) lost 956,663,944,920 RSP and gained 7,569,928,651,907 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 28,533,452,329,976 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 258,803,271,465,000 ore, 158,219,864,955,000 crystal, and 539,640,808,500,000 hydrogen in damages.
  * Acquired 499,186,369,431,419 ore, 22,506 crystal, and 34,676,517,329,073 hydrogen in plunder.
  * Lost 53964080850 of 1609532309284 Curetes Class Cruisers   (1555568228434 remain).
  * Lost  3352780217 of  100000000000 Athena Class Battleships (  96647219783 remain).
       
Commander Kopciuszek (DEFENDER) lost 207,747,752,687,313 RSP and gained 13,127,256,132,126 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 207,747,752,687,313 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 133,484,363,509,633,500 ore, 66,578,568,398,492,500 crystal, and 7,684,820,779,187,000 hydrogen in damages.
  * Lost 100002205430 of 100002205430 Hermes Class Probes       (0 remain).
  * Lost            5 of            5 Zagreus Class Recyclers   (0 remain).
  * Lost 400000000005 of 400000000005 Dionysus Class Recyclers  (0 remain).
  * Lost 500000000000 of 500000000000 Carmanor Class Cargos     (0 remain).
  * Lost  68848207691 of  68848207691 Thanatos Class Destroyers (0 remain).
  * Lost           10 of           10 Zeus Classes              (0 remain).
  * Lost           11 of           11 Missile Batteries         (0 remain).
  * Lost           27 of           27 Laser Cannons             (0 remain).
  * Lost            1 of            1 Particle Cannons          (0 remain).
  * Lost            4 of            4 Pulse Cannons             (0 remain).
  * Lost            6 of            6 Gauss Cannons             (0 remain).
  * Lost            2 of            2 Plasma Cannons            (0 remain).
       
42,476,601,746,472,896 ore and 20,865,937,093,617,900 crystal are now floating at this location.


Quite a satisfying night and worth losing some sleep. I let the DF there for whomever to pick up. Please feel free to think T1 is done.. "given up the ghost" so to speak... and I can guarantee that you will be



Gored Haunted by the Ox and Connor and the rest of T1

11
Battle Reports / T1 goes on a quest to slay the Pendragon! 22T DSP 10+Q DF
« on: February 11, 2016, 02:41:26 AM »
It was a quiet day as the sun rose of the T1 Kingdom this morning. The lush valley was bathed in the sunshine and all seemed calm.

Suddenly the sound of someone huffing and puffing is heard in the distance. Someone is running toward the castle. He pulls out the clicker and the drawbridge opens (hey this is an advanced kingdom!) and the portly messanger runs right up to the throne.

Messanger: Excuse me (huff) Sir! (Puff) But I have important news!

King Ox the 1st: What is it? Can you not see I am having lunch!? Why does thou disturb thy?

Everyone looks at Ox. Finally Bad Andy asks..

Andy: Dude. Why are you talking so weird?

King Ox the 1st: I was just trying to be in the character. Glarg. Whatever. Ok whats so important.

Messanger: Sir! It appears that the Pendragon has fallen asleep and without the aura of protection covering him? It appears hes unprotected!

Ox looks around. A wide smile crosses his face.

King Ox the 1st: Finally! We must get together a band of mighty warriors. Round up the best T1 has to offer! Its about time I complete the Dragon Slayer quest!!

Before Ox can continue hes interrupted by Sir Connor the Stanton

Sir Connor the StantonUm.. Number One. You completed the Dragon Slayer Quest a long time ago. Number Two. WRONG GAME!

King Ox the 1st: Fine.. Messenger! Round up our best

Messanger: So you want Lucius?

King Ox the 1st: Erm.. well no. The Pendragon is too small for Lucius. He's still focused on driving his sword deep into the Mighty Krystyn!

Messanger: So Whom Do you want?

King Ox the 1st: Tell Sting, Ghost From the Past and Sir Connor to meet me at the Kingdom's edge!

Messanger: you know that Connor is standing right next to you right?

King Ox the 1st: Just do it!

Connor nods at the messenger and the messenger leaves to round up the others.

WE fast forward to the meeting at the path at the edge of the Kingdom.

King Ox the 1st: Today we set off to slay the Pendragon. Hes been a thorn in our sides for far too long

Again connor interrupts

Sir Connor the StantonUm The Pendragon just sits in his cave and never bothers anyone. He hasnt ever been a threat.

A look from Ox makes Connor shut up. Ox continues to speak to Ghost From the Past and Sting.

King Ox the 1st: Now we must march.. through the village of Catherby and to the South of Varrock! We must be careful of the Dark Wizards!

Connor Sighs

Sir Connor the StantonUm. First. Catherby is on the other side of the mountain. You are thinking of Burthorpe. And Again.. WRONG GAME!!

King Ox the 1st: Whatever!

The band of heroes head down the path toward the dragon's lair. They pass a Wolf holding a sign saying "It's a trap". But they ignore him. They continue down their path. Ox mumbling something about goblins and black wizards and penguins.

The approach the entrence to the PenDragon's lair. Ox peers in and quietly confirms that the aura of protection is indeed off. He waves to the other heroes and they come in. And with precision they attack.

Connor takes a swipe.

[In the attack from Delta Destroyer ‎‎[2:206:14m] on Caerleon Moon ‎‎[2:216:4m]:

The attacking side acquired 27,598 ore, 39,738 crystal, and 9,921,386,073,303 hydrogen.

Connor Stanton (ATTACKER) lost 0 RSP and gained 44,366,822,487 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 510,000,000,000 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 0 ore, 0 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in damages.
  * Acquired 27,598 ore, 39,738 crystal, and 9,921,386,073,303 hydrogen in plunder.

  * Lost 0 of 8500000000 Athena Class Battleships (8500000000 remain).
       

Ambrosius Pendragon (DEFENDER) lost 81,000,010,018 RSP and gained 0 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 81,000,010,018 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 41,000,000,010,000 ore, 39,000,010,006,000 crystal, and 1,000,000,002,000 hydrogen in damages.

  * Lost      10000 of      10000 Hermes Class Probes      (0 remain).
  * Lost  500000001 of  500000001 Dionysus Class Recyclers (0 remain).
  * Lost 2000000000 of 2000000000 Carmanor Class Cargos    (0 remain).
       
12,300,000,003,000 ore and 11,700,003,022,800 crystal are now floating at this location.


Then Ghost from the Past comes in on the other side:

In the attack from SV ‎‎[1:157:5m] on Camelon Moon ‎‎[1:174:4m]:

The attacking side acquired 8,517,679,698,459 hydrogen.

Ghost From The Past (ATTACKER) lost 0 RSP and gained 81,000,010,018 DSP. (less)

  * Contributed 510,000,000,000 RSP to the battle.

  * Lost 0 ore, 0 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in damages.

  * Acquired 0 ore, 0 crystal, and 8,517,679,698,459 hydrogen in plunder.


  * Lost 0 of 8500000000 Athena Class Battleships (8500000000 remain).
       


Ambrosius Pendragon (DEFENDER) lost 81,000,010,018 RSP and gained 0 DSP. (less)

  * Contributed 81,000,010,018 RSP to the battle.

  * Lost 41,000,000,010,000 ore, 39,000,010,006,000 crystal, and 1,000,000,002,000 hydrogen in damages.


  * Lost      10000 of      10000 Hermes Class Probes      (0 remain).
  * Lost  500000001 of  500000001 Dionysus Class Recyclers (0 remain).
  * Lost 2000000000 of 2000000000 Carmanor Class Cargos    (0 remain).
       
12,300,000,003,000 ore and 11,700,003,007,800 crystal are now floating at this location.


Sting connects with his hindquarters

In the attack from 2:355m ‎‎[2:355:1m] on Celliweg Moon ‎‎[2:337:6m]:

The attacking side acquired 1,442,711 ore, 653,466 crystal, and 10,189,988,803,892 hydrogen.

STING (ATTACKER) lost 0 RSP and gained 81,000,010,018 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 1,023,165,898,200 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 0 ore, 0 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in damages.
  * Acquired 1,442,711 ore, 653,466 crystal, and 10,189,988,803,892 hydrogen in plunder.

  * Lost 0 of 30000000000 Curetes Class Cruisers   (30000000000 remain).
  * Lost 0 of 10052764970 Athena Class Battleships (10052764970 remain).
       

Ambrosius Pendragon (DEFENDER) lost 81,000,010,058 RSP and gained 0 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 81,000,010,058 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 41,000,000,035,000 ore, 39,000,010,021,000 crystal, and 1,000,000,002,000 hydrogen in damages.

  * Lost      10000 of      10000 Hermes Class Probes      (0 remain).
  * Lost  500000001 of  500000001 Dionysus Class Recyclers (0 remain).
  * Lost 2000000000 of 2000000000 Carmanor Class Cargos    (0 remain).
  * Lost          6 of          6 Missile Batteries        (0 remain).
  * Lost          6 of          6 Laser Cannons            (0 remain).
  * Lost          2 of          2 Particle Cannons         (0 remain).
       
12,300,000,003,000 ore and 11,700,003,016,800 crystal are now floating at this location.


After a few more small hits.. Ox and Connor go for the Dragon's underbelly.. the big hit.. The Dragon Slaying hit!!

In the attack from Adult Novelty Shop ‎‎[2:128:1m] on Camlann Moon ‎‎[1:255:11m]:

The attacking side acquired 12,935,522,574,257 ore, 3,414,603,206,198 crystal, and 76,725,472,403,456 hydrogen.

I Am The 0x (ATTACKER) lost 1,116,618,003,712 RSP and gained 12,973,450,948,851 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 26,000,000,000,000 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 472,415,309,251,000 ore, 214,734,231,481,000 crystal, and 429,468,462,980,000 hydrogen in damages.
  * Acquired 7,441,262,399,224 ore, 1,964,277,693,514 crystal, and 44,136,939,159,664 hydrogen in plunder.

  * Lost 42946846298 of 1000000000000 Curetes Class Cruisers   (957053153702 remain).
  * Lost  8589369259 of  200000000000 Athena Class Battleships (191410630741 remain).
       

Connor Stanton (ATTACKER) lost 826,322,375,081 RSP and gained 9,600,644,774,779 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 19,240,583,336,568 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 578,719,130,171,000 ore, 214,871,704,297,000 crystal, and 46,023,330,535,000 hydrogen in damages.
  * Acquired 5,494,260,175,033 ore, 1,450,325,512,684 crystal, and 32,588,533,243,792 hydrogen in plunder.

  * Lost 26583579844 of 618987938271 Apollo Class Fighters       (592404358427 remain).
  * Lost  4466417326 of 103998726610 Curetes Class Cruisers      ( 99532309284 remain).
  * Lost  9025206993 of 210148305910 Athena Class Battleships    (201123098917 remain).
  * Lost    42870911 of    998231881 Hades Class Battleships     (   955360970 remain).
  * Lost    47739574 of   1111596747 Prometheus Class Destroyers (  1063857173 remain).
       

Ambrosius Pendragon (DEFENDER) lost 34,462,000,010,032 RSP and gained 1,668,445,852,598 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 34,462,000,010,032 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 22,576,000,000,067,000 ore, 10,496,000,009,963,000 crystal, and 1,390,000,000,002,000 hydrogen in damages.

  * Lost        9950 of        9950 Hermes Class Probes       (0 remain).
  * Lost 75000000001 of 75000000001 Dionysus Class Recyclers  (0 remain).
  * Lost  7000000000 of  7000000000 Carmanor Class Cargos     (0 remain).
  * Lost 12400000000 of 12400000000 Thanatos Class Destroyers (0 remain).
  * Lost          18 of          18 Missile Batteries         (0 remain).
  * Lost           6 of           6 Laser Cannons             (0 remain).
  * Lost           2 of           2 Pulse Cannons             (0 remain).
       
7,088,140,331,829,600 ore and 3,277,681,783,720,200 crystal are now floating at this location.


The Pendragon groans and falls. Ox runs up to cut off its head.

King Ox the 1st: Finally Ill be able to wear the Rune Platebody!!

Connor, Ghost and Sting all say together: WRONG GAME!!






IN the control Tower looking over Ox's main planet the sight of ships returning from battle can be seen. A light snoring is heard. And then the sound of someone startling themselves awake.

Ox opens his eyes and sees the ships returning from battle. He looks at the DSP and other reports and then rubs his eyes.

Ox: I just had the weirdest dream...

A radio transmission from Connor gets him back to reality.. as they converse about the successful hit. Ox smiles and wonders how many slayer XP a Pendragon is anyway.



A Dragon has been slayed by the strength of T1!!

12
Inside the T1 headquarters, a war victory party is in full force. Music blares from the state of the art sound system. Happy talking and laughing is heard through the building.

A look around sees Bad Andy, with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, chatting up two female droids. Wolf sits by himself in a corner, using a toothpick to get the last of Jondalar's flesh out from between his teeth. In the middle of the room, on the dance floor, Lucius and Sting share a dance.

Laughter comes from a different part of the room as Capt Looney Tunes entertains a bunch of athena pilots by doing his best Elmer Fudd impression. "Wawwowf suwe got dat vawmit Jondawaw and stuck it to Nemesis" he says. In a more quiet part of the room Little J is on the phone scheduling a colonoscopy appointment as hes still upset about the lack of probing during the short war. Meanwhile WEG3 is telling war stories about how certain battles have taken a toll on his gall bladder which will be removed soon. Everyone listens intently to his stories, even though they all know his gall bladder problems come from his enjoyment of bacon.

All the other members of T1 mill about, just having a good time, drinking, eating dancing.. OSN wanders by with a lampshade on his head. Outside, Stylus and Mitth zoom by the window, drag racing their Charons. Ghost From the Past tries to convince everyone that they can walk through a wall but just ends up hurting their knee..and shoulder.. and elbow.. and possibly their pancreas.

Yes all the members of T1 seem very happy and content. All but one. The leader. The Ox.

A butler droid comes up to Ox with an glass of champagne but the Ox waves him away.. He looks at the screens in front of him. Scanning them all. Looking for oddities. And he starts talking to himself.


Ox: What's wrong with me? I should be happy. Content. We won the war convincingly. But I just cant get this hunger to stop.

At the word hunger, the droid offers up some cocktail weenies. Ox looks at the droid with disdain and presses the button for security. Two security drones come immediately.

Ox: Take this worthless bucket of bolts and recycle him into either a Nemesis ship or an Empusa. Both are equally worthless!

As the security patrol takes away the doomed droid, a screen monitoring the seventh galaxy starts flashing red. An emeny heph has been sighted.

Ox's heart rate jumps as he looks at the report.


Ox: Duncan?  **looks at his watch** Hes never out of protection mode at this time of night.

Just as he finishes his sentence a text comes into his phone. He looks at it.
From: Warwolf.   
Message: It's a trap!

Ox deletes the messages and sounds the alarm to his pilots. The party goes on behind him but Ox stays focused. Its a cross galaxy hit. A long haul. He adjusts his numbers for hydro conservation (DAMN INTERGALATIC EPA!) and gives the launch command.

One Hour and 38 mins... Ox sits there quietly away from the others as he watches the ships under his command move closer to the target. He watches... looks for any signs of activity. but the Heph stays dark. With one minute to go the lead pilot checks for permission to engage. Ox acknowleges with a simple nod. And then BOOM


In the attack from Jingle Bell Rock ‎‎‎[6:125:1m] on Temeraire ‎‎‎[7:167:6]:

The attacking side acquired 0 resources.

I Am The 0x (ATTACKER) lost 27,327,729,546 RSP and gained 1,457,273,952,280 DSP. (less)
* Contributed 13,900,000,000,000 RSP to the battle.
* Lost 9,633,694,173,000 ore, 4,915,090,683,000 crystal, and 12,778,944,690,000 hydrogen in damages.
* Acquired 0 ore, 0 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in plunder.

* Lost 1277894469 of 650000000000 Curetes Class Cruisers (648722105531 remain).
* Lost 157286783 of 80000000000 Athena Class Battleships ( 79842713217 remain).


First Star Lord Duncan (DEFENDER) lost 2,065,348,002,834 RSP and gained 21,786,030,861 DSP. (less)
* Contributed 2,065,348,052,834 RSP to the battle.
* Lost 1,206,104,000,904,000 ore, 671,620,251,704,000 crystal, and 187,625,000,226,000 hydrogen in damages.

* Lost 800 of 800 Hermes Class Probes (0 remain).
* Lost 1500000000 of 1500000000 Artemis Class Fighters (0 remain).
* Lost 2500000 of 2500000 Apollo Class Fighters (0 remain).
* Lost 1000000000 of 1000000000 Zagreus Class Recyclers (0 remain).
* Lost 226 of 226 Charon Class Transports (0 remain).
* Lost 1500000 of 1500000 Hercules Class Cargos (0 remain).
* Lost 6000000000 of 6000000000 Curetes Class Cruisers (0 remain).
* Lost 200000000 of 200000000 Poseidon Class Cruisers (0 remain).
* Lost 60000000 of 60000000 Carmanor Class Cargos (0 remain).
* Lost 30000000 of 30000000 Pallas Class Bombers (0 remain).
* Lost 50000000 of 50000000 Ares Class Bombers (0 remain).
* Lost 5000000000 of 5000000000 Prometheus Class Destroyers (0 remain).
* Lost 500000000 of 500000000 Thanatos Class Destroyers (0 remain).
* Lost 250000 of 250000 Zeus Classes (0 remain).
* Lost 0 of 1 Hephaestus Class Attack Platforms (1 remain).

364,721,308,523,100 ore and 202,960,602,722,100 crystal are now floating at this location.


Ox looks at the debris field swirling at the far off target. Smiling, he sends off a text to make sure the pilots who died in the battle get the proper commedations and their families are offered 2 pieces of ore each to compensate them for their loss.

That done, Ox goes back to concentrating on the multiple screens in front of him. One would think that this hit would satisfy the Ox. But then, anyone who really thinks that, doesnt know The Ox at all!


Ox: I know he has more! MORE!! MORE!!!!!!! **manical laugh**  I must find it.

Quickly, probes fly toward the last known location of Duncan's home base. The report comes up on the screen. Ox smiles...... then frowns... Anger boils inside

Ox: I.... I.. Don't have enough ships to take that.

Ox swivels his chair and barks a command to the replacement butler droid.

Ox: Get me Commander Ravenous and Connor Stanton!

Droid: But Um sir. Commander Ravenous is currently unavailable. He has overindulged.

Ox: You mean hes drunk??

Droid: Not drunk. Well look for yourself sir.

Ox looks where the droid is pointing. Laying on the floor propped up against a wall sits Commander Ravenous. Three empty comtainers of haagen daaz pralines and cream lay next to him. Another half empty one is laying on his chest, melting on his shirt. Its quite a sad site.

Ox: Has anyone taken his blood sugar? Hes not in a coma is he? And if he is, is he FRS??

Droid: All biometric scans show as normal. He's alive sir.

Ox: Then wake his ass up and get him and Connor here now!!!!

A few minutes pass and Connor shows up. He's followed by a groggy Commander Ravenous, who still has a glob of melting ice cream on his chest.

Ox looks him up and down and shakes his head


Ox: Duncan is dark

Connor: Dunkin Donuts? they are probably closed.

Ox: No. First Star Lord Duncan. I dont have enough ships ready. I need you two to get your pilots ready. We are going to launch an attack and it will be glorious!! *manical laughter**

Commander Rav stands there. Kinda dazed. Ox opens a drawwer and pulls out a syringe and sticks Rav with it. Rav starts to come to.

Ox: Insulin. It does a body good. Now GO! Times a wasting!

Ox tells his pilots to prepare to launch. And with a big F U to the EPA, he sees over 300T hydro be used from the storage as his ships head off. Within minutes he sees Connor and Rav's ships join and they sit back and wait 4 hours (yes this was a 4 hour attack).

Ox sits back and does a crossword puzzle as he waits. The skype box blips and he sees a video message coming in. Warwolf's face is there.


Warwolf: It's a trap!!

Ox ignores the message and watches some tv, reads the paper, does some pushups, signs a petition to ban Ox-Tail soup, plays angry birds, listens to music (told you this was a long attack), deletes spam, twiddles thumbs and then finally...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
The stats immediately flood the screen. 2nd biggest attack and DF in Nova history. Five T1s in the top 11 in DSP. And of course.. the report

In the attack from Adult Novelty Shop ‎‎‎[2:128:1m] on Raven ‎‎‎[1:328:15m]:

The attacking side acquired 0 resources.

I Am The 0x (ATTACKER) lost 1,183,766,045,294 RSP and gained 16,172,823,002,031 DSP. (less)
* Contributed 38,372,153,134,200 RSP to the battle.
* Lost 615,604,493,571,000 ore, 262,815,326,025,500 crystal, and 305,380,659,780,000 hydrogen in damages.
* Acquired 0 ore, 0 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in plunder.

* Lost 713554764 of 10000000000 Artemis Class Fighters ( 9286445236 remain).
* Lost 68868165 of 1000000000 Apollo Class Fighters ( 931131835 remain).
* Lost 29647103937 of 650000000000 Curetes Class Cruisers (620352896063 remain).
* Lost 11402567563 of 250000000000 Athena Class Battleships (238597432437 remain).
* Lost 456093297 of 10000000000 Hades Class Battleships ( 9543906703 remain).
* Lost 45608857 of 1000000000 Prometheus Class Destroyers ( 954391143 remain).
* Lost 13840881 of 4999680428 Thanatos Class Destroyers ( 4985839547 remain).


Connor Stanton (ATTACKER) lost 425,965,722,832 RSP and gained 5,064,659,231,698 DSP. (less)
* Contributed 12,016,571,231,063 RSP to the battle.
* Lost 276,759,030,556,000 ore, 100,677,140,936,000 crystal, and 48,529,551,340,000 hydrogen in damages.
* Acquired 0 ore, 0 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in plunder.

* Lost 4751282373 of 103998931587 Curetes Class Cruisers ( 99247649214 remain).
* Lost 5778871122 of 126604803431 Athena Class Battleships (120825932309 remain).
* Lost 45528894 of 998231881 Hades Class Battleships ( 952702987 remain).
* Lost 3337942 of 1086584254 Thanatos Class Destroyers ( 1083246312 remain).


Commander Ravenous (ATTACKER) lost 295,282,217,230 RSP and gained 2,728,115,314,465 DSP. (less)
* Contributed 6,472,812,977,752 RSP to the battle.
* Lost 190,029,331,405,000 ore, 68,273,672,275,000 crystal, and 36,979,213,550,000 hydrogen in damages.
* Acquired 0 ore, 0 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in plunder.

* Lost 3697921355 of 81008883758 Curetes Class Cruisers (77310962403 remain).
* Lost 4058521971 of 88978143419 Athena Class Battleships (84919621448 remain).


First Star Lord Duncan (DEFENDER) lost 34,499,877,223,218 RSP and gained 1,542,588,115,677 DSP. (less)
* Contributed 34,499,877,263,218 RSP to the battle.
* Lost 21,661,713,342,324,500 ore, 10,970,496,603,388,500 crystal, and 1,867,667,277,505,000 hydrogen in damages.

* Lost 1524404 of 1524404 Hermes Class Probes (0 remain).
* Lost 5000000000 of 5000000000 Artemis Class Fighters (0 remain).
* Lost 5000000 of 5000000 Atlas Class Cargos (0 remain).
* Lost 500000000 of 500000000 Empusa Class Fighters (0 remain).
* Lost 551000000 of 551000000 Zagreus Class Recyclers (0 remain).
* Lost 16000000000 of 16000000000 Curetes Class Cruisers (0 remain).
* Lost 26000000000 of 26000000000 Dionysus Class Recyclers (0 remain).
* Lost 1000000000 of 1000000000 Poseidon Class Cruisers (0 remain).
* Lost 1381500000 of 1381500000 Carmanor Class Cargos (0 remain).
* Lost 19 of 19 Gaia Class Colony Ships (0 remain).
* Lost 20000000000 of 20000000000 Athena Class Battleships (0 remain).
* Lost 7500000000 of 7500000000 Hades Class Battleships (0 remain).
* Lost 100000001 of 100000001 Ares Class Bombers (0 remain).
* Lost 10000000000 of 10000000000 Thanatos Class Destroyers (0 remain).
* Lost 535366258 of 535366262 Zeus Classes (4 remain).
* Lost 1007 of 1007 Missile Batteries (0 remain).
* Lost 1003 of 1003 Laser Cannons (0 remain).
* Lost 1003 of 1003 Particle Cannons (0 remain).
* Lost 1000 of 1000 Pulse Cannons (0 remain).
* Lost 1 of 1 Decoys (0 remain).
* Lost 500 of 500 Gauss Cannons (0 remain).
* Lost 1 of 1 Large Decoys (0 remain).
* Lost 610 of 610 Plasma Cannons (0 remain).

6,823,231,843,731,600 ore and 3,420,678,808,825,650 crystal are now floating at this location.



Ox smiles. Looking over the numbers. T1 has gotten about the same amount DSP in the last 24 hours then the entire rest of the UNI (minus Exiled and Bob) has combined in total.

Finally content.. Finally happy. Ox swivels his chair and gets up to join the party. He walks into the main room.. only to see it empty


Ox: Where did everyone go??

Droid: they went home. Party is over sir.

Ox: Well damn it to hell. All a bunch of fuddy duddies! Its only 6AM. Where is their party spirit. I should join Exiled! I hear Krystyn is a real party animal!

Droid: She is sir.

Ox: How would you know? I smell betrayal.. Or your insides need an oil change. It kind of smells like burning oil. Either way.. off with you!

As security takes the helpless droid off to be recycled into aluminum siding, Ox walks off content with the hit but wondering if he should order people back to party.

*T1 wishes First star Lord Duncan a very speedy rebuild.*




You Got Gored by the Ox, Ravaged by Ravenous, and Stomped by Stanton

13
Revenge of the Warwolf!

Sometimes your words can come back to bite you in the ass. And when that bite comes from a Wolf, its going to hurt and its going to be bloody.

Lets go back in time and view some Nemesis messages about Warwolf shall we:

actually i got fed up with you jealous behavior on the forums and in group messages always making everything about yourself when you are just a little bottom dweller who preys on noobs that can't even reach the top 20 in anything


All I see from you is a flapping lip in the wind and a few reports of players that get hit regularly.. that is no challenge.. show me a hard to hit target that you caught then maybe I would be impressed..


So lets look at things now shall we? Wolf is top 10 in DSP. Won the war for T1. Has almost as much total DSP as Nemesis does as a whole once you take away Loki whom I assume will return to Valhalia.

And lets not even talk about Commander JayCee totally embarassing himself by dropping tag during the pre-war ceasefire so he could hit Wolf for the WHOPPING 1142 DSP and a few hundred million hydro, Great way to prove he was scared to face T1 without the protection of p-mode.

Anywho

Tonight the Wolf as in his den, fast asleep. But he smelled the scent of his prey in the air. Being a Terrible One, he immediately awoke and started to look around. All was quiet so he launched his attack. Jon stayed dark a bit too long and the WARwolf pounced and scored war winning hit.. and one of the top solo hits in Nova history.

Wolf tore flesh from bone and it was glorious. The war was ended in a little over 10 hours. And a satisfied Wolf returned to his den, content to wait for the next time he can rip into Nemesis prey.

To: Warwolf595
Date: 2016-01-16 03:53:05 UTC
In the attack from Beats By Wolf ‎[5:91:8m] on THE CRUNCHINATOR ‎[5:91:5]:

The attacking side acquired 27,430,604,619,750 ore, 27,430,604,619,750 crystal, and 27,430,604,619,750 hydrogen.

Warwolf595 (ATTACKER) lost 235,360,003,140 RSP and gained 2,461,057,631,136 DSP. (less)
* Contributed 3,605,498,294,562 RSP to the battle.
* Lost 161,163,790,920,000 ore, 56,130,081,120,000 crystal, and 18,066,131,100,000 hydrogen in damages.
* Acquired 27,430,604,619,750 ore, 27,430,604,619,750 crystal, and 27,430,604,619,750 hydrogen in plunder.

* Lost 1806613110 of 21423047373 Curetes Class Cruisers (19616434263 remain).
* Lost 3501123660 of 55092927189 Athena Class Battleships (51591803529 remain).


Jondalar (DEFENDER) lost 2,461,094,874,048 RSP and gained 117,680,001,570 DSP. (less)
* Contributed 2,461,094,874,048 RSP to the battle.
* Lost 1,463,411,824,060,000 ore, 913,295,677,192,000 crystal, and 84,387,373,471,000 hydrogen in damages.

* Lost 13022402 of 13022402 Hermes Class Probes (0 remain).
* Lost 1350 of 1350 Helios Class Solar Satellites (0 remain).
* Lost 100210020 of 100210020 Atlas Class Cargos (0 remain).
* Lost 1 of 1 Charon Class Transports (0 remain).
* Lost 5050 of 5050 Hercules Class Cargos (0 remain).
* Lost 2010000000 of 2010000000 Curetes Class Cruisers (0 remain).
* Lost 537966890 of 537966890 Dionysus Class Recyclers (0 remain).
* Lost 23748894200 of 23748894200 Carmanor Class Cargos (0 remain).
* Lost 12100000000 of 12100000000 Athena Class Battleships (0 remain).
* Lost 500000000 of 500000000 Hades Class Battleships (0 remain).
* Lost 1200000001 of 1200000001 Prometheus Class Destroyers (0 remain).
* Lost 165000000 of 165000000 Thanatos Class Destroyers (0 remain).
* Lost 21211011 of 21211011 Zeus Classes (0 remain).
* Lost 7649432 of 7649432 Missile Batteries (0 remain).
* Lost 1010000 of 1010000 Laser Cannons (0 remain).
* Lost 1075116 of 1075116 Particle Cannons (0 remain).
* Lost 1010000 of 1010000 Pulse Cannons (0 remain).
* Lost 1 of 1 Decoys (0 remain).
* Lost 49000 of 49000 Gauss Cannons (0 remain).
* Lost 1 of 1 Large Decoys (0 remain).
* Lost 11000 of 11000 Plasma Cannons (0 remain).

487,364,718,247,200 ore and 290,824,649,281,800 crystal are now floating at this location.




Now let me give some good honest praise to Warwolf. This is a guy who works hard for every piece of RES he gets. He's never bought O/C to grow. He has worked his way up and shown his skills. He now has a place in the top 10 in DSP. (T1 now with 5 in the top 13) and hopefully is now getting some respect.. hes earned it.

One other note.. IMO wars should be changed from the goal of hitting a certain amount of points to whoever has the most points after X amount of days wins. This war ended in 10 hours. We have never had a war that lasted more then 72. Its a lot of buildup and not enough time for everyone to participate



Anywho.. T1 wins! And.

When you piss off a WarWolf, Expect the Devastation of his Bite

14
Ox Versus Max Pax - Chapter 2

When we last left our hero, he was standing victorious over the smoldering pile of metal that was once Max Pax heph. Ox headed back and T1 celebrated his victory and they ate drank and were merry for all of the New Year's Eve.

Fast Forward 9 days. Max still had his thans left. Ox was hunting around and found those thans. He saw that once again Mr Pax was dark. And once again he launched.. and this time made a bigger bang. 

In the attack from Frosty the Snowman ‎‎[5:124:1m] on Pondo's Eye ‎‎[5:138:5m]:

The attacking side acquired 14,557,551,061 ore, 41,642,400,462 crystal, and 31,195,705,918 hydrogen.

I Am The 0x (ATTACKER) lost 567,993,330,717 RSP and gained 7,015,545,570,550 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 19,429,999,999,960 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 267,041,640,561,000 ore, 121,169,961,681,000 crystal, and 179,781,728,475,000 hydrogen in damages.
  * Acquired 14,557,551,061 ore, 41,642,400,462 crystal, and 31,195,705,918 hydrogen in plunder.

  * Lost 17539680828 of 600000000000 Curetes Class Cruisers   (582460319172 remain).
  * Lost  4959831967 of 169666666666 Athena Class Battleships (164706834699 remain).
  * Lost   292328013 of  10000000000 Hades Class Battleships  (  9707671987 remain).
       

MAX PAX (DEFENDER) lost 14,031,091,141,329 RSP and gained 567,993,330,717 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 14,031,091,141,329 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 9,265,814,904,669,500 ore, 4,235,801,099,257,500 crystal, and 529,475,137,402,000 hydrogen in damages.

  * Lost 5294751374 of 5294751374 Thanatos Class Destroyers (0 remain).
  * Lost         27 of         27 Missile Batteries         (0 remain).
  * Lost         13 of         13 Laser Cannons             (0 remain).
  * Lost          2 of          2 Particle Cannons          (0 remain).
  * Lost         12 of         12 Pulse Cannons             (0 remain).
  * Lost          1 of          1 Gauss Cannons             (0 remain).
       
2,859,856,963,518,300 ore and 1,307,091,318,276,300 crystal are now floating at this location.


I let Max have the DF. Because im hoping for a Chapter 3


Catching Krystyn, 0.0000002% at a time

You got Gored By The Ox!!! Again

15
Sending 2015 out with a Bang!!

Some people spend their New Years Eve Partying.

Some spend it freezing their ass off in Times Square

Some watch fireworks.

Me? I like to blow shit up.

As 2015 comes to a close I score the Single Biggest Solo Hit and single Biggest Solo DF in Nova history. The only bigger hit was that battle between those 3 behemoths.

I saw Max's heph sitting. I saw he was dark. I launched a bunch of ships... and I provided the Nova universe with the



In the attack from Feliz Navidad ‎‎[x:xxx:x] on Werewolf II ‎‎[x:xxx:xx]:

The attacking side acquired 0 resources.

I Am The 0x (ATTACKER) lost 216,194,457,191 RSP and gained 4,851,024,716,687 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 12,550,000,000,000 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 113,673,647,043,000 ore, 49,538,370,443,000 crystal, and 52,982,439,705,000 hydrogen in damages.
  * Acquired 0 ore, 0 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in plunder.

  * Lost 5052735249 of 300000000000 Curetes Class Cruisers   (294947264751 remain).
  * Lost 2192400047 of 125000000000 Athena Class Battleships (122807599953 remain).
  * Lost  163672481 of  10000000000 Hades Class Battleships  (  9836327519 remain).
       

MAX PAX (DEFENDER) lost 6,307,721,581,092 RSP and gained 158,127,028,653 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 6,307,721,631,092 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 3,477,467,931,580,500 ore, 2,549,222,003,684,500 crystal, and 281,811,722,805,000 hydrogen in damages.

  * Lost            2 of            2 Shadow Probes                     (0 remain).
  * Lost 863074122636 of 863074122636 Hermes Class Probes               (0 remain).
  * Lost    154617186 of    154617186 Artemis Class Fighters            (0 remain).
  * Lost     10555952 of     10555952 Atlas Class Cargos                (0 remain).
  * Lost            1 of            1 Empusa Class Fighters             (0 remain).
  * Lost   1560153956 of   1560153956 Apollo Class Fighters             (0 remain).
  * Lost       170732 of       170732 Zagreus Class Recyclers           (0 remain).
  * Lost        21129 of        21129 Hercules Class Cargos             (0 remain).
  * Lost   2885963200 of   2885963200 Curetes Class Cruisers            (0 remain).
  * Lost   1226109005 of   1226109005 Dionysus Class Recyclers          (0 remain).
  * Lost        11319 of        11319 Poseidon Class Cruisers           (0 remain).
  * Lost    107900986 of    107900986 Carmanor Class Cargos             (0 remain).
  * Lost           45 of           45 Gaia Class Colony Ships           (0 remain).
  * Lost        50989 of        50989 Pallas Class Bombers              (0 remain).
  * Lost  29917702845 of  29917702845 Athena Class Battleships          (0 remain).
  * Lost   8551619055 of   8551619055 Hades Class Battleships           (0 remain).
  * Lost       886888 of       886888 Ares Class Bombers                (0 remain).
  * Lost   1438941027 of   1438941027 Prometheus Class Destroyers       (0 remain).
  * Lost   1004224290 of   1004224290 Thanatos Class Destroyers         (0 remain).
  * Lost       205163 of       205163 Zeus Classes                      (0 remain).
  * Lost            0 of            1 Hephaestus Class Attack Platforms (1 remain).
       
1,077,342,473,587,050 ore and 779,628,112,244,250 crystal are now floating at this location.


And then the heph pop.

In the attack from Feliz Navidad ‎‎[x:xxx:x] on Werewolf II ‎‎[x:xxx:xx]:

The attacking side acquired 51,553,163,403 ore, 3,416,116,942 crystal, and 8,412,155,094,655 hydrogen.

I Am The 0x (ATTACKER) lost 0 RSP and gained 25,000 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 89,535,331,820 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 0 ore, 0 crystal, and 0 hydrogen in damages.
  * Acquired 51,553,163,403 ore, 3,416,116,942 crystal, and 8,412,155,094,655 hydrogen in plunder.

  * Lost 0 of  56536995 Carmanor Class Cargos       ( 56536995 remain).
  * Lost 0 of 700000000 Prometheus Class Destroyers (700000000 remain).
       

MAX PAX (DEFENDER) lost 50,000 RSP and gained 0 DSP. (less)
  * Contributed 50,000 RSP to the battle.
  * Lost 20,000,000 ore, 20,000,000 crystal, and 10,000,000 hydrogen in damages.

  * Lost 1 of 1 Hephaestus Class Attack Platforms (0 remain).
       
1,077,342,479,587,050 ore and 779,628,118,244,250 crystal are now floating at this location.


The Ox's New Year's Resolutions:

  • Blow Up More Hephs
  • Switch the Athena Fleet over to Green Energy
  • Continue Leading T1 to dominance
  • Pass Krystyn in DSP
  • Get the Engineers to figure out how to make the fleet run on crystal instead of hydro.

Happy 2016 To all.


You Got Gored By the Ox!!

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