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Off-Topic / Figment anyone?
« on: April 12, 2011, 02:27:53 AM »
Is anyone on the writer's site

I ask because I know there are some writers among the Starfleeters and it's a good way to get your work read and to get feedback.

My profile and some of my writing is here. Y'all should check it out.

Alliances / The Church of the Doom Beaver declares war
« on: December 28, 2010, 02:47:48 AM »
On the Elite Honor Guard. Ships will be smashed...

Alliances / ~The Church of the Doom Beaver~
« on: December 28, 2010, 02:45:54 AM »
That's right... The followers of the Doom Beaver now have an alliance. We fear not death for our purpose in life is to be eaten by a giant beaver, floating in space, as the great prophet, His Awesomeness foretold!

Goal: To soften all life throughout the universe up so that people will be content to allow a giant beaver to eat them.

Join our religious sect, or be destroyed!

Name: Church of the Doom Beaver
Tag: ~Tribute

~Evan Woodard
  - Highest Tribute

General Starfleet Discussion / What a whiny bunch
« on: December 11, 2010, 05:49:34 PM »
So, I just got the message for the petition and I'd like to say a few things.
More and more players are leaving the game which means less and less targets. Part of the reason for this is Real life issues which can't be avoided. But another two big factors are lack of new content and new universes. We haven't had a update (not including the largely useless chat room) for 11 months. During this time we have had 3 Universe released or soon to be released, this divides what players we have even more.

If you want monthly updates in the game, instead of new universes with the same old content, sign your name at the link below.
You do not need a wiki account to sign.

Admiral Sutherland will be presenting this to BFG 48 hours before the release of Uni2 X.


1) There is no way I'm putting my name on anything that started with Phil Sutherland.

2) No update in eleven months except chat? How bout the Heph, the moon, the oracle?

3) You can't blame BFG. I'll explain why. So, OMG they haven't given us anything new!!! No new ships, or backgrounds, or options!!! Well, can you blame them? When the Oracle came out, half their customer base quit. ((A bit of an exaggeration, but still))

When the heph came out, there were at least five topics on the forums about how the heph would end the game as we know it, how it would destroy the game. Lots of angry letters to BFG many quitters.

4) It takes actual work. It's easy to say, "We should get new stuff every week!" But come on people, BFG is 5 people in someone's basement. Have you ever tried to make an online video game? It's hard! Not to mention, GameForge ((A much bigger company)) took years to make their current O-Game, which ((as most know)) is exactly the same as today's SFC ((Except that we have a Heph and they don't))


So, here's a thought. Stop complaining, stop acting like they aren't doing their jobs, and just enjoy the game. Sending more complaints and more Petitions through their system is only going to slow them down.


Universe 2 / Bagged and Tagged, God Complex vs. [TDC]
« on: December 11, 2010, 02:33:34 AM »
Backstory: TDC member, Major Redemption, is an avid last-minute fleetsaver and a bit of a D-Bag. He insists that I am really a multi-account of popular board member, USS Axion/Chris Shepard. So, every time I attack the Major I get 0 resources. So, today, I saw a nice fleet sitting there. I launched, then ate dinner. By the time I got back I found that he'd probed me, but since I was so far into the attack, I figured, "what the heck, I already spent the hydro."

The attack connected and I looked at the battle report. Resources gained: 0 Ore, 0 Crystal, 4 Hydro. I figured he'd dodged, then I looked down.

I messaged him asking what had happened, he said his connection went out before he could do the second half of his fleetsave.

Moral of the story: Don't last minute fleetsave. Give yourself time for calamity.

Universe 2 / I'm A Winner!!!
« on: November 18, 2010, 01:05:56 PM »
Congratulations TheTimeWarden! You won the daily lottery!    about 3 hours ago
10 Artemis Class Fighter ships have been added to your homeworld!

Whooooo!!!! Ten Arties! That's just what I needed. Now I can go thwart Mona! lol

Battle Reports / Thug gets what's coming to him...
« on: November 12, 2010, 12:42:31 AM »
So, I recently toggled (d) and sent my fleets on a 30 hour fleetsave, so I could go to a debate tournament this weekend. So, I come home, to pack and stuff, and see an incoming attack.

It's someone I've tried to hit before and failed to. Since I had no ships I sent him a message telling him I'd spend down. After Radio silence for thirty minutes I figured that I should try for a G.D. ((He had ares in his fleet so it was a slower attack)). I got an in-system buddy to G.D. with me.

After that, I get a message, which reads as follows:

To: TheTimeWarden
Well, you coming online is unfortunate and was not part of the original plan. So the lack of Resources will be missed but there weren't any ships there when I started so I wasn't really expecting any to be there when I arrived. Unless, there was the unexpected ninja or Group Defend, which I kind of expected but again I was hoping you wouldn't have come online. So your defenses were part of the plan and it appears that they will still be there when I arrive. For a little while anyway. And as I have already spent the Hydro I might as well complete some of the mission even if it isn't going to turn out as well as I would have liked. Oh, and my ship losses won't be that bad. Part of the business you know. If you feel bad about it, you could leave some resources there form me to plunder. But somehow I don't think you will.


General Starfleet Discussion / Heph Question...
« on: October 24, 2010, 07:10:43 PM »
Q1) Okay, so, if you attack from your heph, your heph can still be attacked, yes?
Q2) If that's the case, does that mean the attack you've sent out is destroyed automatically if your heph gets destroyed?

Off-Topic / Skins...?
« on: August 31, 2010, 02:30:31 PM »
I may just be stupid... But I can't find the Starfleet skins anywhere on Code's site. Anyone want to give me direction?

Off-Topic / Funny Videos...
« on: August 28, 2010, 05:32:54 AM »
Well, I just found one that I find hysterical and I'm in the mood for humor. So, post your own humorous videos for me to laugh at. While you look for them, here's the one I just found:

Universe 2 / ~God Complex is giving out free cookies~
« on: August 26, 2010, 12:04:34 PM »
I left the game in a flash. But now, with Uni2 out, I had to try it. The alliance is God Complex. Apply if you feel like you'll be blowing things up soon. This should be a fun game. Search under God Complex or the Tag: Megaloma ((I tried to get Megalomaniacs)). I'll be under the name The TimeWarden over there.

Let's do this,

Off-Topic / What Starflee Taught Me...
« on: August 20, 2010, 02:48:12 AM »
If nothing else I learned the importance of fodder.

So, I recently played an online game by, called, Warfare 1944. If you haven't played, the basics are you get some base units as you fight out WWII. As I was playing I found that my knowledge of SFC helped tremendously. All you have to do is get a couple rifle units in front of a tank and you win!!!!

Just thought I'd share that.

Any similar stories?

Off-Topic / Done...
« on: August 18, 2010, 01:27:36 AM »
I'm done with SFC... I've moved on. I've got things to do with my time that aren't watching several ships. I've recently lost all my ships, (twice), and it just isn't worth it for me. I like all of you guys.

Since I'm leaving, I might as well let y'all know... I'm not an English teacher. I'm a sixteen year old. I do really live in Florida, but instead of teaching at a school, I go to one. I have a lot of extracurricular activities and I can't keep playing.

I'll stick around the forums though, to keep my input alive.

Love you all,

~Evan Woodard

P.S. I know I'm going to lose a lot of respect for lying, but know that I am the same guy, I do plan on teaching either English or Music when I grew up. I hope y'all don't rip my head off for this, but I did want to be like Axion. The kid who gets hassled.

Back Story: So, I did a Poseidon run on this guy last night. No biggy, got a few small ships and a bit of res. So, today, I wake up to one of my planets having been missile struck, ((Much more res wasted by him than lost by me)) and he took out my 10 solar satellites on that planet. I messaged him and told him it was a waste, at which point he told me that I had a girls name and said he didn't care...

 So, I went out shopping for 30 minutes. ((This guy is out of system)) and I come back to a pretty massive fleet coming at me. I told him I was online, but he had already wasted the Hydro so he was gonna plow through anyway... He also the told me that he planned on destorying every ship I had, that that was his goal for this game now... So, I called in a GD.... 15 minutes before his attack landed, instead of probing and seeing one of my guys ((Who got there WAY early, (much to my distress))), this cocky B****** got offline.... He came back to this...

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