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Offline HellraZer

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The joke house
« on: March 23, 2019, 05:59:42 AM »
What does cows say when they cross the road?






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Re: The joke house
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2019, 07:55:04 PM »
the biggest joke of all.....


OLD BROKEN KRAP !!!!!!!

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Re: The joke house
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2019, 07:56:08 PM »
What does cows say when they cross the road?



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more mangled  English  what a JOKE you are!
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Re: The joke house
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2019, 09:48:58 PM »
Did anyone think this joke feom the roach was funny?  Oh maybe the Telkaroach did! lol

Feom?  what language are you mangling today?   

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Re: The joke house
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2019, 09:52:38 PM »
give it up moron, the more you post, the dumber you reveal your self to be. 

time for you to start deleting your stupid, shameful posts,

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Re: The joke house
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2019, 04:23:40 AM »
yawn, right, whatever. People are not nearly as stupid as you think they are. 

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Re: The joke house
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2019, 05:14:51 AM »
yawn.

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Re: The joke house
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2019, 06:20:58 AM »
HellraZr is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "walk", it walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "walk" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "walk...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......

"after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf.

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Re: The joke house
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2019, 12:46:58 PM »
HellraZr is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "walk", it walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "walk" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "walk...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......

"after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf.

yawn, stupid. 

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Re: The joke house
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2019, 07:31:58 PM »
Must not be funny to you as it describes your future, huh? lol

>yawn<   boring   ..   again, you are speaking of yourself...not me. 
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« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2019, 09:34:44 PM »
But everyone knows your the roach and eventually all legs will be taken off and you will become deaf...  oh, your deaf already I guess! lol

yawn...moron .

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Re: The joke house
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2019, 07:56:00 AM »
Seeing a cockroach on your bed is really nothing actually...  the real problem starts when it disappears. lol

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Re: The joke house
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2019, 12:24:27 AM »
>yawn< 

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Re: The joke house
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2019, 01:25:35 AM »
Ahhhwwwww, you couldn’t even last a day. lol

whatever

>yawn<   

I lay odds RIGHT NOW that you will the next to post....   another  stupid worm post....
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Re: The joke house
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2019, 12:20:38 AM »
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. "Write it down," she told him, and again he said, "No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream." Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. "Write it down," she told her husband and again he said, "No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top." So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast?"
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