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Offline toodschmidt

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CareBear Update- Chapter 3: A Stranger Appears
« on: May 20, 2011, 10:47:39 PM »
[A hooded figure quietly walks to the front door of a painfully dilapidated CareBears mega-mansion, and quietly knocks]

Grummm: WTF MoFo, another freakin’ delivery? How much stuff have you ordered? It’s like grand central around here.

MoFo: [unintelligible noises with a full mouth]

Firm: He’s still eating from the last pizza delivery, why would he order more?

Grummm: I can’t keep answering the door every 2 minutes - our fearless leader Tarro is trying to “fly” again.

Tarro: I can fly- I’m on a drug named TARRO now. Your feeble constitution couldn’t handle it. It would make your proms melt like butter and your hephs cry out hydro tears. You can’t understand with your human, or Cyclon, or Vulcan, or whatever brains. I have one speed now, and that speed is TARRO!! I have bear testicles and....

P_D: Seriously, someone needs to shut him up before I...

Tarro: WINNING! WINNING! You worms can’t process the raw power of my...

[The door flies open, and suddenly dart shoots out and hits Tarro in the neck. The hooded figure reholsters his dart gun with a flourish and scans the room]

The Hooded Stranger: You all are disgusting. What is that smell.

Morat: Smell? I fried my nose out months ago after Goldbug cut all the happy powder with ground glass. There are still smells?

MoFo: [unintelligible noises with a full mouth]

The Hooded Stranger: Jumping Jackrabbits!- What is that animal eating?

Morat: It’s MoFo. He orders pizza, but has found it more efficient to eat the entire package than just the cheesy part.

The Stranger: But that’s an arm!

Morat: Well, we now consider the delivery guy part of the package.

Grummm: I am sorry, who the hell are you and why did you dart why dear Tarro- he’ll be useless for hours now. And I have needs[/i].

Tarro: Why... always........ dartguns.....zzzzzzzz.... freakin’ slip something in my drink......zzzzz.... at least doesn’t leave a hole...zzzzz.....zzzzz

The Hooded Stranger: It’s not important. What’s important is how low this group has become. Drug use, sex slaves, bestiality, cannibalism, this has gone too far. There are now CareBear videos out there that even $2Bill can’t watch. The Galactic Health Inspector not only recommended closing this place, he has requested the surrounding blocks be nuked to embers.

P_D: Loser neighbors are just complaining because they are jealous

The Stranger: The neighbors stopped complaining long ago, but only because they have all “gone on sudden extended vacations without informing their friends or families.” One or two would make sense, but when 145 neighbors in the surrounding blocks all go simultaneously, red flags were raised. Plus, all the notes were written in the same handwriting.

Grummm: Glaze! I told you to at least change pens.

Glaze: This one still has ink! And we only have the one. Sonny stole the rest, and when I ask what happened to them, Sonny just smiled and giggled.

Sonny: [giggles and wiggles creepily]

MoFo: [unintelligible noises with a full mouth]

Tarro: zzzz... midgets ....zzzzz

The Hooded Stranger: This is beyond ridiculous. LDH- a person is still a person no matter how much reconstructive surgery you inflict on them, so you will have to give up your “pets.” Yes, all of them. And there a freakin’ dead bodies in this alliance, though for all of you, (i) may stand for intelligence. And who is that?

Chicken Hawk: That’s Myrddin. He just sits in the corner and rock back and forth. That’s been going on for a while. Sometimes I put things on his head.

The Hooded Stranger: Simply unacceptable. Zombie Badger smells like he has never bathed, and Bizarro needs to see a doctor, that really looks infected. No, a real doctor. With a license.

High Tide: ehhhhhh. My feet green less sun, moxie!

The Hooded Stranger: You guys used to be contenders, and now look at you. I don’t know whether to start with a broom, soap and water or a flamethrower.

Grummm: You’re “starting.” What does that mean.

The Hooded Stranger: It means “Say hello to your new boss. And now to the first order of business...”
[The Hooded Stranger pulls out a second gun, and not a dartgun this time, and shoots ToughRock in the forehead]

Glaze: Oh my God- he killed ToughRock

Chicken Hawk: Ummm, no. He’s been (i) for a while. You can’t really say he killed him.

Glaze: STFU! Haven’t you ever heard of literary license. Just let the whole “what actually happened” thing go. You act as if we’ve ever been really focused on “actual reality” in the past.

Chicken Hawk: Ok ok, sorry. oh wow. he killed ToughRock. what a surprise.

Glaze: But he did it so quietly.... Hmmm....

MoFo; [burp]
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Offline Mona Stangley

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Re: CareBear Update- Chapter 3: A Stranger Appears
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2011, 11:26:02 PM »
Applauds!!

This is sooo exciting!
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Re: CareBear Update- Chapter 3: A Stranger Appears
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2011, 11:36:57 PM »
Im the ghost that wanders into the grounds on occasion, talks a bit than vanishes into thin air again. I love my role :)
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Re: CareBear Update- Chapter 3: A Stranger Appears
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2011, 11:47:18 PM »
Where is Chapter 1 and 2?  And who the hell is that in the hood?  DId I have an "old" Boss?  I don't remember any of this place at all!  Do badgers bathe?
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Re: CareBear Update- Chapter 3: A Stranger Appears
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2011, 11:49:35 PM »
Are you all drunk or something? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Re: CareBear Update- Chapter 3: A Stranger Appears
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2011, 11:50:24 PM »
I thought I was chapter 2?

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Re: CareBear Update- Chapter 3: A Stranger Appears
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2011, 11:52:50 PM »
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Re: CareBear Update- Chapter 3: A Stranger Appears
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2011, 11:55:28 PM »
Oh I know, I know...

The hooded person is...

hehe, I'm not telling.   :P

I can say I'm excited to know he will be kicking your asses into shape.
 :D  :D  :D
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Re: CareBear Update- Chapter 3: A Stranger Appears
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2011, 12:10:57 AM »
Quote from: "LassasinoSilenzioso"

 :o  :shock:

Quote from: "YUMMY MUMMY"
Are you all drunk or something? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

the answer: absolutely..among other various forms of narcotics. But I hear times are a changing. Now all the Care Bears are wearing pink velour sweatsuits and being put through some kind of "syndicate training" or something.

 :twisted: Things are gonna get crazy up in Uni2 me thinks.
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Re: CareBear Update- Chapter 3: A Stranger Appears
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2011, 12:13:25 AM »
I dont care if times are changing ima be doing my drugs and drinking my drink and banging my midget smurfs, Yes there is such thing as a midget smurf, they are half the size of a smurf. And Hella naw will they get me to wear no pink suit! IM a ghost!
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Re: CareBear Update- Chapter 3: A Stranger Appears
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2011, 12:22:08 AM »
Quote from: "YUMMY MUMMY"
Are you all drunk or something? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

If by drunk, you have badly misspelled "drake," and you mean to accuse us all of being male ducks, then you, my friend, are freakin' quackers.
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Re: CareBear Update- Chapter 3: A Stranger Appears
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2011, 12:23:00 AM »
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Re: CareBear Update- Chapter 3: A Stranger Appears
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2011, 07:48:33 PM »
Quote from: "DOH"
I dont care if times are changing ima be doing my drugs and drinking my drink and banging my midget smurfs, Yes there is such thing as a midget smurf, they are half the size of a smurf. And Hella naw will they get me to wear no pink suit! IM a ghost!


A Pink Ghost!!!!! :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o
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Re: CareBear Update- Chapter 3: A Stranger Appears
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2011, 10:01:30 PM »
What DOH really looks like.....



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Re: CareBear Update- Chapter 3: A Stranger Appears
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2011, 08:13:06 AM »
That cannot be DOH's real portrait.  :?

Such work does not appear to have been done by tuhis, our SFC Goddes of Art.  :)
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