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Offline excellium

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UNIMAT0 is recruiting
« on: February 18, 2012, 12:24:24 PM »
We need more members. I am sure all the alliances are the same but the bigger ones although large in number are small in participants. You dont have to be a fleeter, some experience is good but not essential, d mode is fine if thats the way you play. What we do ask is that you participate in the threads and join in the community with some input. To see our recruitment video go to; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVjqcsQaWPI
and have a good laugh.
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Re: UNIMAT0 is recruiting
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2012, 06:55:51 PM »
the Borg are infidels converting the masses to damnation!  I call on all devout Moslems to convert the godless mechanical horde to Islam. Islam is the only path to paradise. DON'T JOIN UNIMAT0!  Convert to Islam, lest ye be forced into forced sexual slavery and alcoholism.
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Re: UNIMAT0 is recruiting
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2012, 07:31:23 PM »
Hm. So you're saying the path to paradise *isn't* through sexual slavery and alcoholism?

Where's the real 2$ and what have you done to him?

Edit - to stay on-topic - Who's the most famous member of UniMat0?



Ernest BORGnine.

Or, even better, Ernest Borg7ofnine.

Nevermind.
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Re: UNIMAT0 is recruiting
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2012, 08:55:57 PM »
oh its the path. So long as you are not the one being used.
Hm. So you're saying the path to paradise *isn't* through sexual slavery and alcoholism?

Where's the real 2$ and what have you done to him?

Edit - to stay on-topic - Who's the most famous member of UniMat0?



Ernest BORGnine.

Or, even better, Ernest Borg7ofnine.

Nevermind.
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Re: UNIMAT0 is recruiting
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2012, 06:20:21 AM »
oh its the path. So long as you are not the one being used.

I *knew* I was doing something wrong.  ::)

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Re: UNIMAT0 is recruiting
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2012, 02:41:47 PM »
Is the Path to Paradise the same as the Stairway to Heaven, or is it the one with the elephant on a unicycle?

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Re: UNIMAT0 is recruiting
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2012, 08:20:25 PM »
No. Its the other direction. Irs hot and you are chronically out of toilet paper.
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Offline Got2BDrunk Dan Larrivee

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Re: UNIMAT0 is recruiting
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2012, 07:59:32 PM »
I am married, I don't mind the sexual slavery, and the drinks the Borg make are really strong
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Re: UNIMAT0 is recruiting
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2012, 01:27:55 AM »
dutiful Moslems do not drink. They can di heroine and sometimes strap bombs to their chests.
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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2012, 01:36:03 AM »
I think he was just bragging about the strong drink ;)

On the other hand, if you could wean him off the booze, he'd be a perfect Jihadist -

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Re: UNIMAT0 is recruiting
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2012, 02:01:36 AM »
I hear they pee in it.  That's what gives it that kick. 
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Offline Got2BDrunk Dan Larrivee

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Re: UNIMAT0 is recruiting
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2012, 02:18:04 AM »
Dont care what they do to it - I makes me do funny things with nukes

Where you two at in the galaxies BTW ;) :D
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Re: UNIMAT0 is recruiting
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2012, 02:19:27 AM »
And yes, I am the Borg Nuclear Tactician.

Ask the SVK in G31 about our tactics for nuking toward the end of the war (no malice to them)  :o ;D
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Re: UNIMAT0 is recruiting
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2012, 02:37:10 AM »
Me? I'm just egging on the Prophet, I've no other connection to the glorious Jihad :|

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Re: UNIMAT0 is recruiting
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2012, 06:16:05 PM »
Me? I'm just egging on the Prophet, I've no other connection to the glorious Jihad :|
LOL - just breathing while I am drinking has been known to cause a nuking incident  :o
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