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Uni Xtreme 5, I sell Resources//EMERGENCY H2!
« on: September 14, 2019, 02:44:34 PM »
Low rates, friendly service, name brands, easy terms, Affordable prices, money-back guarantee, free installation, Free admission, free appraisal, free alterations, Free delivery, free estimates, free home trial, and free parking.

No risk, no obligation, no red tape, no hidden charges, No down payment, no entry fee, no purchase necessary, No one will call on you, no payments or interest till December, and no parking.

Limited time only, though, so act now, order today, send no money, Offer good while supplies last, two to a customer, each item sold separately, battle charon not included, mileage may vary, all sales are final, some items not available, Some assembly required, some restrictions may apply.

And say, don't forget about your free gift: a classic deluxe custom designer luxury prestige high-quality premium select gourmet package of hydrogen and 1 limited edition custom scale model custom painted turbocharged DoomProbe. (Each item shipped separately, HydroBaronGmbH&CoKG-LTD©® limited is not liable for lost shipments, intercepted shipments, or if the Doombeaver is feeling hungry today; doomprobe is only a scale model and not a working design, prototype, architype, or a guide to making your own doomprobe, HydroBaronGmbH&CoKG-LTD is not liable for any losses should the doomprobe be engaged in a battle instead of being received with a loving embrace by the population of your desired planetary delivery site.)

It's my way of saying thank you, and as an added bonus I've changed the prices of hydrogen. It is now only 10k for 2.5B hydrogen, we beat all other rates and sales!! So come on in for a free demonstration and a free consultation with our friendly, professional staff. Our courteous and Knowledgeable sales representatives will help you make a selection that's just right for you and just right for your budget. No cash? No problem! No kidding! No fuss, no muss, we will gladly figure out a trading payment plan that is right for you.

So come on down to HydroBaronGmbH&CoKG-LTD©® ‎‎‎[1:41:4] and order now!

Sale: V
Price: Hydrogen
2.5B / 10k credits. & Emergency
10k Proms = 2892 credits
1k Zeus = 22680 credits
EMERGENCY HYDRO: Get fuel, If I see the message!
≤5min! /// ≤10min!
G1: ~365M /// G6: ~140M
G2: ~450M /// G7: ~60M
G3: ~350M /// ≤25min!
G4: ~250M /// G8: ~70M
G5: ~100M /// G9: ~2M
« Last Edit: November 05, 2019, 06:09:52 PM by LunarAvenger »
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